# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Time\_Like\_Tears](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df705f/32.png) [@Time\_Like\_Tears](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Time_Like_Tears)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/201 "2009-12-10T13:49:40Z")
Bardolph Kermit? Nymh Lay? Polliwog Shunn? Talula Williamson? Zyll Miller? Gateway Northside? Jaxom Tidewater? Do we get to mix and match here? I could do better picking from a hat than chronologically. ---
**Author:** ![CCYMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@CCYMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCYMan)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/202 "2009-12-10T15:21:47Z")
Freckles Meadows checking in here. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/203 "2009-12-10T16:08:27Z")
I’m assuming I haven’t already answered this, since it didn’t trip my “Subscribed Threads” list. Ginger Logan. Better hope it’s my _written_ porn name, 'cause the video would not be pretty, taking into account the visual cognitive dissonance. It’s a _damn good_ porn name, though. ---
**Author:** ![a35362](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3da27b/32.png) [@a35362](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/a35362)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/204 "2009-12-10T16:47:03Z")
My pet name + street name is Maya Madison. Damn! That’s a good name for _anything!_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/205 "2009-12-10T17:02:53Z")
My wife’s name, by the way, would be **Muffles Cockburn**. ---
**Author:** ![Enniaunus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b2d939/32.png) [@Enniaunus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enniaunus)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/206 "2009-12-10T17:09:48Z")
My parents had four dogs when I was born sooo… Fluffy Thomas Skeeter Thomas Bear Thomas and, of course, White Boy Thomas Or, currently Moses Hackberry ---
**Author:** ![Jammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df705f/32.png) [@Jammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jammer)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/207 "2009-12-10T18:25:34Z")
All hail… **King Cockerham** ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/208 "2009-12-10T19:54:44Z")
From my childhood: **Ginger Coolidge**. I like that one, even if it’s not the right gender! Later in life: **Cuervo Olive**. “Olive Cuervo” might be better? Maybe not. These days, I’d have a (still gender-bending) choice: **Daphne Serenity** or **Velma Serenity**. I can’t decide. ---
**Author:** ![Avarie537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Avarie537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Avarie537)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/209 "2009-12-10T20:03:41Z")
> [@Jammer](#): > > All hail… > > **King Cockerham** Brilliant! My first cat was named Star, which is a great beginning. But during her lifetime, I lived on Indianola, Chapelwood, and St. Clair. So maybe Star St. Clair would work. ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/210 "2009-12-10T20:42:27Z")
> [@Avarie537](#): > > My first cat was named Star, which is a great beginning. But during her lifetime, I lived on Indianola, Chapelwood, and St. Clair. So maybe Star St. Clair would work. I’d be surprised if there’s hasn’t \*already \*been a Star St. Clair working in Porn! ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/211 "2009-12-10T20:51:34Z")
> [@Time\_Like\_Tears](#): > > Gateway Northside? This just sounds too much like a grocery store. “Hooker on aisle 4!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MarkF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MarkF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/212 "2009-12-10T20:52:27Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > My wife’s name, by the way, would be **Muffles Cockburn**. …I have to ask… “And can she?” :eek:😃 ---
**Author:** ![Stowed\_Bob](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stowed_bob/32/3312_2.png) [@Stowed\_Bob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stowed_Bob)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2009, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/213 "2009-12-10T21:08:19Z")
11th street won’t work, so I’ll use an adjacent street. Cowboy McKinley. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=10)