# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/21 "2009-12-04T18:01:04Z")
Samantha West. Sounds more like a pulp fiction lady detective than a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/22 "2009-12-04T18:02:28Z")
Oliver Candlestick Which would be perfect…if I were a dude. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/23 "2009-12-04T18:05:40Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > Candy Frontier. Which rocks. If I were a chick. > [@Girl\_Next\_Door](#): > > Oliver Candlestick > > Which would be perfect…if I were a dude. You can be Candy, and I’ll be Oliver. Problem solved. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/24 "2009-12-04T18:06:49Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Curiosity compels me to ask: how do you pronounce Eekm and what kind of pet was s/he? It was a pet rat, means EEK A MOUSE! Pronounced just as it’s spelled, eek-mm. ---
**Author:** ![Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/malleus_incus_stapes/32/3293_2.png) [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/25 "2009-12-04T18:09:30Z")
Going by _female_ names, I’d be Mystery… Mystery No-Lastname, my first street is too boring. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/26 "2009-12-04T18:11:30Z")
> [@TheFaerie](#): > > Wiggles Street > > Techincally Wiggles East 77th Street, but that’s a little weird. Yeah, I’m Chipper East 88th Street. ---
**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/27 "2009-12-04T18:13:12Z")
Nipper Wilson. ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/28 "2009-12-04T18:14:08Z")
Snickers Naomi ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/29 "2009-12-04T18:14:30Z")
Mitzi Sarazen here. Which really does sound like a porn name, sort of. It’s better than using the name of the next pet, which would make it: Barley Sarazen. Pretty sexy, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Simmerdown](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simmerdown/32/14859_2.png) [@Simmerdown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simmerdown)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/30 "2009-12-04T18:15:43Z")
First pet/first house: Flicka Drake Later pet/second house: Bruno Randall ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/31 "2009-12-04T18:33:52Z")
Well, my dog’s registered AKC name was Princess Juliet of Midvale (Midvale being the street we lived on), so I’ll tweak that a little: **Jules Midvale** ---
**Author:** ![GESancMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gesancman/32/2923_2.png) [@GESancMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GESancMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/32 "2009-12-04T18:36:44Z")
Morton Forest. The funny thing is, the dog was named after Morton Kelsey, who was an Episcopal minister who was rather well known in religious circles - and also my mom’s best friend’s father. ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/33 "2009-12-04T18:43:57Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > First name: the name of the first pet you ever had > Surname: the name of the first street you lived on Well I’ve lived mostly on numbered streets and grew up without any pets, so this wouldn’t work very well. Still, when I was 26 I got myself a pet, two cats that I named Sylvester and Figaro, and for the first 5 years of my life I lived on Sheridan Ave. in the South Bronx, so I guess that’d make me “Sylvester Sheridan” (sounds better than “Figaro Sheridan”). Later on I lived for 3 years on Remsen St. in Brooklyn, and “Figaro Remsen” has a certain ring to it. When I was 28 I lived I lived on Park Ave. in Baltimore for one year (alas, very different from living on Park Avenue in Manhattan, unless you count going farther north than 96th St. anyway), and **Figaro Park** sounds like the best option of all. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/34 "2009-12-04T18:50:40Z")
Princess Penelope Ann Pit-stop Fauntleroy James White Boulevard ---
**Author:** ![RoniaBorkason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RoniaBorkason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoniaBorkason)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/35 "2009-12-04T18:51:11Z")
I love mine - Diamond La Riviera. ---
**Author:** ![JoseArcadio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9fc348/32.png) [@JoseArcadio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseArcadio)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/36 "2009-12-04T18:51:38Z")
Hammy Deas. ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/37 "2009-12-04T18:52:46Z")
**Charlie 18th Avenue** doesn’t work so well. **Molly Dobbs** is the best I can come up with. ---
**Author:** ![Girl\_Next\_Door](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@Girl\_Next\_Door](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girl_Next_Door)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/38 "2009-12-04T18:53:16Z")
> [@Jack\_Batty](#): > > You can be Candy, and I’ll be Oliver. Problem solved. I don’t know, I think Jack Batty is a pretty good name already. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/39 "2009-12-04T18:54:09Z")
This is how my wife, **Pepper Mill** , got her SDMB name. I come out as _Fluffy Colfax_, about which the less said the better. Actually, I don’t remember Fluffy very well. I’d more likely be _Laddie Colfax_, which still doesn’t sound very porn-ish. If you went with the first pet I really had, I’d be _Tiger Colfax_, which is a little better. ---
**Author:** ![Malthus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Malthus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malthus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/40 "2009-12-04T18:57:12Z")
Tabitha Jackson. Not too bad … if I was a woman. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=3)