# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Trom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@Trom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trom)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/41 "2009-12-04T19:01:35Z")
Doc Tamarack ---
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/42 "2009-12-04T19:04:32Z")
Zoomer Avenue. Or Zoomer 6th Avenue. Either way - not so good. ---
**Author:** ![Katriona](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/katriona/32/113_2.png) [@Katriona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Katriona)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/43 "2009-12-04T19:04:44Z")
Following the formula, Penny Ninth, but we did move to Webster and took Penny with us, so Penny Webster. Our next dog was Duchess, and could make it Duchess Woodrow. ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/44 "2009-12-04T19:05:43Z")
Boopie Camelback I only do clown porn. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/45 "2009-12-04T19:06:29Z")
Zeke Irwin. Sounds like I’m the Croc Hunter of the Ozarks. ---
**Author:** ![Pyper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Pyper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pyper)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/46 "2009-12-04T19:10:46Z")
Well, going with first pet/first street, I get Muffet Stonegate, which um… Later pet works petter: Cocoa San Andres. Or, if I were a guy, Apollo San Andres. Sounds exotic! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/47 "2009-12-04T19:11:31Z")
Hmmm. Pud Leighton. Not bad in a sexually-nonspecific sort of way. Pud was our cat when I was little; he was named for the noise his front feet made hitting the floor as he jumped down from something. A later cat maybe. Roumey Dufferin. My sister’s cat when I lived on Dufferin St. Then there was my cat J. P., which leads to the name Jean-Pierre Ribblesdale. Not bad. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/48 "2009-12-04T19:12:10Z")
Baby Clinton! I like it! I tried it with my current pet and street, and I like that too. Tokyo Alexander. ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/49 "2009-12-04T19:15:20Z")
Who the hell remembers the name of their first pet? There were pets in my house before I was born. So anyway, I’m going with the first pet I owned as an adult. Romeo Sunburst. ---
**Author:** ![FloatyGimpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/floatygimpy/32/7750_2.png) [@FloatyGimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FloatyGimpy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/50 "2009-12-04T19:15:25Z")
With my current pet it’s Budgie Beaver. ---
**Author:** ![ThePylon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@ThePylon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThePylon)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/51 "2009-12-04T19:19:04Z")
Zulu Hemlock Not sure wtf that would mean… ---
**Author:** ![NinjaChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@NinjaChick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinjaChick)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/52 "2009-12-04T19:39:00Z")
> [@ThePylon](#): > > Zulu Hemlock > > Not sure wtf that would mean… I don’t know what it means but it’s kind of awesome in a non-porny way. If I kept strictly to the formula I would be Liam Yale, which I think would be the worst porn name ever. If I go with the first pet I was a true owner of, rather than my parents, I could be Tammy Yale, which I guess could work for some sort of naughty schoolgirl thing? ---
**Author:** ![Snowcarpet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowcarpet/32/257_2.png) [@Snowcarpet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowcarpet)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/53 "2009-12-04T19:39:17Z")
Cinders Stevens. Not bad, in a dark-and-mysterious way! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Hamster\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8edcca/32.png) [@The\_Hamster\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Hamster_King)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/54 "2009-12-04T19:43:17Z")
**Jesse Darlington** – Yeah, that sounds appropriately pornish … . Actually … on reflection … it’s more like a character from a trashy romance novel than straight-out porn … . ---
**Author:** ![TheMerchandise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b487fb/32.png) [@TheMerchandise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheMerchandise)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/55 "2009-12-04T19:51:10Z")
Tilly Lowe Court. But let’s Frenchify that to Tilly Leauxcourt. Which makes it classy porn. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/56 "2009-12-04T19:57:06Z")
> [@NinjaChick](#): > > I don’t know what it means but it’s kind of awesome in a non-porny way. Mine’s the same way: Tragedy Webster. Sort of like a mysterious Victorian girl whose parents had a black sense of humor. ---
**Author:** ![Gesturing\_Mildly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/65b543/32.png) [@Gesturing\_Mildly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gesturing_Mildly)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/57 "2009-12-04T20:02:13Z")
Shasta West here. ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/58 "2009-12-04T20:14:24Z")
I have the best name. **Max Edgewood**. Aww yeaaaah. ---
**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/59 "2009-12-04T20:18:22Z")
Smokey Court ---
**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/60 "2009-12-04T20:21:57Z")
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