# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/61 "2009-12-04T20:23:22Z")
Whiskey Riverside. I think it has quite a nice ring to it. ---
**Author:** ![UncaStuart](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncastuart/32/404_2.png) [@UncaStuart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncaStuart)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/62 "2009-12-04T20:41:26Z")
**Rusty Horseshoe** I guess I would have to acquire chaps and some spurs. ---
**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/63 "2009-12-04T20:46:47Z")
**Monster Huntsman** Or if you count the guinea pig my sister had… **Squeaker Huntsman** Either way I think it works. ---
**Author:** ![ruadh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d2c977/32.png) [@ruadh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ruadh)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/64 "2009-12-04T20:47:33Z")
Trouble Southall. I like the first part of that name, the second needs work though… ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/65 "2009-12-04T20:48:10Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > I come out as _Fluffy Colfax_, about which the less said the better. I don’t know, it’d be great for the Furrie fetish market. [QUOTE=Nzinga, Seated] Baby Clinton! I like it! [/QUOTE] It would be good for a DIRTY DANCING film: “No one does Baby Clinton in a corner…”. Tokyo Alexander sounds like a drink made with saké and cream, basically an alcholic version of rice pudding, which really doesn’t sound too bad. ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/66 "2009-12-04T20:49:23Z")
Mine sucks: Benji 22nd Avenue. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/67 "2009-12-04T20:50:11Z")
Daisy Tanglewood. My DH’s name, using the same formula, is: Mittens 90th. Clearly, one of us was destined to be a porn star, and the other…was not. ---
**Author:** ![butler1850](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@butler1850](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/butler1850)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/68 "2009-12-04T20:50:41Z")
Tuxedo Paradise. Which has a ring to it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superhal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Superhal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superhal)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/69 "2009-12-04T20:52:12Z")
> [@MsWhatsit](#): > > My DH’s name, using the same formula, is: Mittens 90th. > > Clearly, one of us was destined to be a porn star, and the other…was not. If we change the “th” to “in” (inches,) then we’ve got something. 🙂 Benji Twenty-Two Inch ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/70 "2009-12-04T20:54:06Z")
Smoky Lonsdale Watch out ladies, I’m a growing out my sideburns and gluing on my chest wig :eek: ---
**Author:** ![footballisplayedwithyourfeet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9f8e36/32.png) [@footballisplayedwithyourfeet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/footballisplayedwithyourfeet)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/71 "2009-12-04T20:54:33Z")
With a bit of cheating (never had a pet, so use aunts; and current street) Barby Prince. My actual first adress was the Willem Pijper street, which in dutch actually means William Blower (yes, that kind of blowing!!). ---
**Author:** ![Alienhand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8edcca/32.png) [@Alienhand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alienhand)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/72 "2009-12-04T21:51:12Z")
Blackie Pulaski I’m not sure what to say about that. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e19adc/32.png) [@I\_Am\_The\_Lorax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Am_The_Lorax)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/73 "2009-12-04T21:53:10Z")
Edgar Giles- not even good for a guy, which I’m not. Pickle Hudson-next pet, next street Fuzzy Drullard- furrie porn Mr. Jack Concord-my older son’s Sam Bedford-my younger’s Muffin Ploss-my mom’s Mickey Ocean-my husband’s (This is fun) ---
**Author:** ![SMullen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@SMullen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SMullen)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/74 "2009-12-04T21:55:11Z")
Douce Evanston. Sounds pretty good. ---
**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/75 "2009-12-04T21:55:52Z")
Mine is Pepe Woodstock, which actually works very well, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/76 "2009-12-04T21:57:43Z")
Imelda Connecticut. It may need some work. ---
**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/77 "2009-12-04T22:00:44Z")
> [@Lightnin](#): > > **Max Edgewood**. Aww yeaaaah. I thought I would with **Harold Sherwood**. But, yeah, yours is better. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/78 "2009-12-04T22:08:12Z")
Clyde Chestnut. But I’m female. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![thirdwarning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ecccb3/32.png) [@thirdwarning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thirdwarning)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/79 "2009-12-04T22:09:41Z")
Well, are we talking about the first pet the family had? Then: Tippie North Not exactly pornish. More soap opera matronish. My first pet? Makes it: Goodie North Hang me for a witch, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/80 "2009-12-04T22:12:40Z")
Rusti Colley Interesting. I may have a future in Zoophilia videos? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=5)