# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Taipan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Taipan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taipan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/81 "2009-12-04T22:13:46Z")
Peanut Stewart. I think it would be a pretty sleazy, pencil thin mustache kind of pornstar. My (male) cousin’s is much better though: Princess Belvenia ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/82 "2009-12-04T22:15:27Z")
If we’re talking family pet: Cinnamon Seneca If my own pet: Wilbur Cletus Jackson Seneca (I’m female.) ---
**Author:** ![Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/angel_of_the_lord/32/2949_2.png) [@Angel\_of\_the\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_of_the_Lord)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/83 "2009-12-04T22:26:31Z")
Corey Sheffield, if we go by names of pets that I named. If we go by “first pet I remember,” then it’s K. C. Sheffield. ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/84 "2009-12-04T22:27:13Z")
Kitty Montague. Too bad I’m not a chick. I could make a male equivalent from a different pet and street - Sam Clinton. Joe ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/85 "2009-12-04T22:32:18Z")
Peppi Atherstone, since I’m a male. Pussywillow Atherstone, if you’re talking about my sister (which I dearly hope you aren’t). If you’re talking about my cat, yes it was I who named her after the shrub in question, when I was 2 1/2 years old. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/86 "2009-12-04T22:34:12Z")
Okay, going by MY first pet’s name and the first house I remember: Ace Patterson. Which sounds like he should be a detective who falls for the two-faced Tragedy Webster. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/87 "2009-12-04T22:34:19Z")
Marley Meadows. ---
**Author:** ![Palo\_Verde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@Palo\_Verde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Palo_Verde)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/88 "2009-12-04T22:39:53Z")
Taffy Clover. A bit too wholesome for porn. But for my kids it would be Dixie Gee, which is much better (we used to live on Avenue G) ---
**Author:** ![congodwarf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@congodwarf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/congodwarf)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/89 "2009-12-04T22:49:58Z")
Ginger Perkins ---
**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/90 "2009-12-04T22:59:21Z")
> [@Gesturing\_Mildly](#): > > Shasta West here. Hey, mine’s Shasta Roberta. My family went through this at a gathering once. My mom’s is Irving Bennet. She asked if there are porn accountants. ---
**Author:** ![toodlepip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@toodlepip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toodlepip)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/91 "2009-12-04T23:01:15Z")
My first pet was called Sex Machine. I don’t think a surname will be necessary. ---
**Author:** ![whole\_bean](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@whole\_bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whole_bean)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/92 "2009-12-04T23:01:31Z")
this works for me for three pets/times Buster North Pete Morgenthau Sugar Auburn My current would be Earl Williams. Sort of ordinary. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/93 "2009-12-04T23:01:53Z")
cherry picking the good names give me: Rufus Lane Baron Exeter Kaiser Las Positas Ming Cannon Using up the remaindered names we have: Arf 13th. Anonymous Gregson ---
**Author:** ![JuliaSqueezer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/82dd89/32.png) [@JuliaSqueezer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuliaSqueezer)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/94 "2009-12-04T23:15:36Z")
First pet, first street: Buster Skyline Not a sexy name for a girl, but would probably for a guy. ---
**Author:** ![stpauler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@stpauler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stpauler)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2009, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/95 "2009-12-04T23:27:06Z")
Exit Idaho. Which sounds more like an awesome indie movie instead of a porn star name. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/96 "2009-12-05T01:01:10Z")
I get Potato Sahara. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/97 "2009-12-05T01:09:23Z")
Gussie Highland. (Currents would be Jezebel Queen) ---
**Author:** ![Coalcracker0](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Coalcracker0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coalcracker0)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/98 "2009-12-05T02:00:48Z")
Pinkie Fairview. 70’s porn… ---
**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/99 "2009-12-05T02:02:11Z")
Puff Main Sounds more like a rapper name ---
**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/100 "2009-12-05T02:05:52Z")
My neighbor: Doo-doo Nestling Duck… …uh, no. No one is going to see ANY movie starring Doo-doo Nestling Duck. Me? Kitty Abel! 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=6)