# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/101 "2009-12-05T02:14:19Z")
Cheetah Jay. Grrrrowwwwlllllll! ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/102 "2009-12-05T02:17:31Z")
I’ve always liked that mine turns out as Mabel Chappel with this formula. Mabel Chappel sounds like a prim and proper lady who always wears a hat. Like Hyacinth Bucket. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/103 "2009-12-05T02:36:40Z")
Mugsy Moffet. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/104 "2009-12-05T02:41:05Z")
Buddy “Union” Turnpike ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/105 "2009-12-05T02:53:40Z")
> [@Leo\_Bloom](#): > > Buddy “Union” Turnpike And you could shift slightly to be Corporal “Punishment” Kennedy on the BDSM circuit ---
**Author:** ![Susie\_Derkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Susie\_Derkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Susie_Derkins)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/106 "2009-12-05T03:23:51Z")
I would be Zhaka Orange, and my daughter would be Kitty Sewell. Kitty was a hamster. ---
**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/107 "2009-12-05T03:43:16Z")
Rocki Pyrus. (I altered the spelling to make me sound less like a boxer.) ---
**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/108 "2009-12-05T03:50:53Z")
> [@ratatoskK](#): > > Brownie Holbrook > > Gee that sounds pretty good! Well, for a certain kind of porn it sounds good. 😛 Mine would be Charmin Staunton. Yes, Charmin, like the toilet paper, so named because he was squeezably soft. Hmmm. Maybe Brownie Holbrook and Charmin Staunton ought to star together in an anal extravaganza – Wipe Out! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Evil\_Prince\_Zorte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@The\_Evil\_Prince\_Zorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Evil_Prince_Zorte)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/109 "2009-12-05T06:00:34Z")
D.C. Safari ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/110 "2009-12-05T06:39:35Z")
Buffy Grand…or Maggie Grand. I think Buffy sounds more pornish, though. ---
**Author:** ![manila](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e5b9ba/32.png) [@manila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manila)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/111 "2009-12-05T06:45:43Z")
Samson MacNamara!!! Hey wait a minute isn’t this how we used to scam or social engineer other people’s email passwords? Doh! ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/112 "2009-12-05T11:31:16Z")
Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you: **Cato Dogwood** Remember that name… ---
**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/113 "2009-12-05T15:15:00Z")
Lassie Joan. Sounds better flipped to Joan Lassie, I think. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/114 "2009-12-05T15:46:19Z")
Mister (US HWY) 10 ---
**Author:** ![ShadowFacts](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shadowfacts/32/2934_2.png) [@ShadowFacts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowFacts)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/115 "2009-12-05T15:51:03Z")
I must say, mine is pretty awesome: Goliath Crane 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/116 "2009-12-05T15:58:18Z")
The oh-so-masculine **Sweetie Frondoso**. ---
**Author:** ![Ludy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Ludy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/117 "2009-12-05T16:37:20Z")
I always thought mine was a good one. Joker Pearkes. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/118 "2009-12-05T16:52:30Z")
**Floppy Dunant** , which I think is a hysterical name for a porn star. ---
**Author:** ![Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Superfluous\_Parentheses](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superfluous_Parentheses)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/119 "2009-12-05T17:02:14Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > I get Potato Sahara. Hahaha. Please go into porn. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/120 "2009-12-05T17:12:39Z")
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