# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![even\_sven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dfb087/32.png) [@even\_sven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/even_sven)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/121 "2009-12-05T17:15:18Z")
I’m **Goldie Coloma** , which I guess is okay. My good friend growing up would be **Fluffy Ambassador** , which is outright awesome. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/122 "2009-12-05T17:24:34Z")
Lassie Clayburn. That does not work at all. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/123 "2009-12-05T18:08:38Z")
Poky Wallace. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/124 "2009-12-05T18:10:44Z")
> [@ShadowFacts](#): > > I must say, mine is pretty awesome: > > Goliath Crane > > 😃 Okay, you win the thread! ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/125 "2009-12-05T18:18:59Z")
Bijou Victoria ETA…There has got to be a \*\*Tiger Woods \*\*out there! ---
**Author:** ![carlb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carlb/32/5930_2.png) [@carlb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carlb)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/126 "2009-12-05T18:19:42Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Okay, you win the thread! I don’t know. I submit, for your approval: **Bam Bam Fisher** Although, if you use the first pet/mother’s maiden name formula (which is the one I always heard), I become **Bam Bam LeCompte** I’ve always rather liked that last one. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/127 "2009-12-05T18:49:08Z")
> [@ArchiveGuy](#): > > The oh-so-masculine **Sweetie Frondoso**. Not so great for a porn star but perfect if you ever become a mob boss- Salvatore “Sweetie” Frondoso. ---
**Author:** ![gravitycrash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@gravitycrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gravitycrash)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/128 "2009-12-05T20:14:39Z")
Fuzzy Wood ---
**Author:** ![poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dc4da7/32.png) [@poker\_in\_the\_rear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poker_in_the_rear)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/129 "2009-12-05T20:19:33Z")
Foxy Redwood ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/130 "2009-12-05T20:19:54Z")
Louis Liberty. I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory. ---
**Author:** ![cruel\_butterfly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5daacb/32.png) [@cruel\_butterfly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cruel_butterfly)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/131 "2009-12-05T20:21:39Z")
Ruby Palacio ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Onimous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@Ann\_Onimous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Onimous)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/132 "2009-12-05T20:55:38Z")
I only had one pet. Ever. So if I use that and the street we lived on when I was born, it would be… Fifi Fourth Street. However, a couple of later streets sound much cooler: Fifi Alexander or Fifi Angelia. (Pronounced An-jell-eee-ah) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/133 "2009-12-05T21:38:11Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > I rather like what it would be based on current, Midnight Victory. Great name for a studio or a single’s bar. Or a horse. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/134 "2009-12-05T22:08:58Z")
Colonel 42nd or, with the nearest named street: Colonel Minnehaha I have no idea in what kind of porn an actor with that name would perform. ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/135 "2009-12-05T22:11:57Z")
Dry Ashton. Good god… that almost sounds painful. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/136 "2009-12-05T22:13:32Z")
Vira Spokane. But I’m a guy, so I’d have to go tranny. ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/137 "2009-12-05T22:16:10Z")
Make way for Trixie Monroe! 😃 It also works as a drag queen name. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/138 "2009-12-05T23:00:38Z")
There are several porn stars with the surname West. I wonder if “W. 82nd Street” type addresses are why. (I haven’t seen many Easts, Norths or Souths.) ---
**Author:** ![dragoncat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6a8cbe/32.png) [@dragoncat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragoncat)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/139 "2009-12-05T23:35:20Z")
Hmmm… strictly following the rules I’d be Mr. Blacky Tamalpais. My drag king name? For a better one (my streets aren’t real good) I could be Dragon Reno. Or for a cheese, Smokey Gloucester. Oh … by the way … > [@Sunspace](#): > > Pud Leighton. Not bad in a sexually-nonspecific sort of way. I’m not sure how “pud” is sexually-nonspecific. ---
**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/140 "2009-12-05T23:44:40Z")
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