# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Dallas\_Jones](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dallas_jones/32/3277_2.png) [@Dallas\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dallas_Jones)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/141 "2009-12-06T02:37:10Z")
Tippy Johnson. ---
**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/142 "2009-12-06T03:21:12Z")
Pepper Buchanan. ---
**Author:** ![Pulp\_Friction](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2acd7d/32.png) [@Pulp\_Friction](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pulp_Friction)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/143 "2009-12-06T03:22:45Z")
I think we should arrange a vote for the best of these. I believe I’d be at least in the top ten: **Woody Piedmont** ---
**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/144 "2009-12-06T06:19:02Z")
Taffy 159th. However, if I skip to passable names I’m **Woodstock Evergreen**. Good for hippie porn, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Maiira](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Maiira](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maiira)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/145 "2009-12-06T06:28:58Z")
**Cocoa Moffitt** , which sounds decidedly unsexy. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/146 "2009-12-06T06:35:50Z")
I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I’d be Roxee McKnight. ---
**Author:** ![MitzeKatze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@MitzeKatze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MitzeKatze)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/147 "2009-12-06T06:49:54Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I have no idea what the name of the first street I lived on was. Using the formula for my current status, I’d be Roxee McKnight. I don’t remember mine either (as a military brat I lived in 3 different countries and a couple of states before I even started school) so if I use the earliest known pet name and street I would be Mandy Jackson- not very porn-ish sounding, is it? If I use my current status I could be Josh Carter, Sasha Carter, or Gracie Carter, all of which sound like normal names to me and not like any kind of stage name someone would actually bestow upon themselves… so I guess porn stardom just isn’t in the stars for me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/148 "2009-12-06T06:51:15Z")
Hazel Cottonwood. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![History\_Geek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b19c9b/32.png) [@History\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/History_Geek)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/149 "2009-12-06T07:00:52Z")
I’ve always liked this porn-name formula - it gives me a decidedly appropriate moniker: Rascal McGregor. ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/150 "2009-12-06T07:07:57Z")
Dirty Duke it works better as Duke Dirty ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 8:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/151 "2009-12-06T08:59:36Z")
Smudge Riversdale. ---
**Author:** ![maplekiwi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a4c791/32.png) [@maplekiwi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maplekiwi)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/152 "2009-12-06T09:07:02Z")
Missy Flamingo! I love it! ---
**Author:** ![JpnDude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/838e76/32.png) [@JpnDude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JpnDude)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/153 "2009-12-06T11:25:06Z")
**Shobi Backton** ---
**Author:** ![Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@Sophistry\_and\_Illusion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophistry_and_Illusion)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/154 "2009-12-06T11:28:02Z")
Actually, this works great if you take our second pet: **Lance Northwood** (Our first dog was named Onion, so not so great there.) ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/155 "2009-12-06T12:53:45Z")
Sandy Rowland or Delmar Meadowwood. Neither are very good. ---
**Author:** ![Acid\_Lamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Acid\_Lamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acid_Lamp)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/156 "2009-12-06T13:02:22Z")
Kodi Cypress ---
**Author:** ![Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/dec6dc/32.png) [@Picard\_Kills\_Kirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Picard_Kills_Kirk)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/157 "2009-12-06T15:55:04Z")
HAHA! I have an excellent last name. My dog’s name is Tortilluh. The street I live on is Wildwood. Tortilluh Wildwood ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/158 "2009-12-06T16:10:16Z")
Pookie Parry ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/159 "2009-12-06T16:44:09Z")
Tigger Chandler Not too bad. Lucky for me we didn’t own a pet when we lived on East Bacon Street. ---
**Author:** ![Stillwell\_Angel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/96bed5/32.png) [@Stillwell\_Angel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stillwell_Angel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/160 "2009-12-06T20:28:56Z")
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