# So what's your porn name (pet + street formula)? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 4, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008 "2009-12-04T17:36:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![MarkF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MarkF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/161 "2009-12-06T22:05:10Z")
Like others I’m using earliest memory so I would be **Rufus Kussnachtstrasse** Speciising in them (ahem) _intersting_ teutonic epics. A later one would be **Sqwubsy Lightfoot** Where do I sign the contracts and will there be wetwipes? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2009, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/162 "2009-12-06T22:05:12Z")
I don’t remember the name of my first street; we moved 13 times before I was in 4th grade. I don’t remember any of those streets. So, using my current pet/street scenario, I’d be \*\*Merlin White Birch. \*\* Sexy. ---
**Author:** ![magnusblitz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@magnusblitz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magnusblitz)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/163 "2009-12-07T01:28:00Z")
First pet/house: **Muffin Verbena** Second pet/house: **Peaches Meadow Creek** I suppose the second could work with a bit of detailing (Peach Meadows). And if I was female. ---
**Author:** ![sunstone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunstone/32/3372_2.png) [@sunstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sunstone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/164 "2009-12-07T03:28:28Z")
Trixie Court - named for my dog. I could have chosen Jennifer Court, named for my pet goat (if I didn"t know the history of goats around here…) Sounds like an old time stripper to me. ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/165 "2009-12-07T04:42:17Z")
**Queen Pretty Kitty Peekie Bubbles Fleetwood** somehow does not really do it. My current name would be **Sorbet Plantation** which does not conjure up thoughts of erotic bliss, but instead thoughts of bushes growing ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![appleciders](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85f322/32.png) [@appleciders](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/appleciders)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/166 "2009-12-07T05:51:36Z")
**Captain Colehollow**. Sigh. That’s got to be nautical-themed gay porn, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![NBYodo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@NBYodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NBYodo)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 11:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/167 "2009-12-07T11:01:23Z")
Kelly Darlene - good if also I were a chick Ebony Westend - ditto… ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/168 "2009-12-07T11:55:36Z")
Bonzo Ashford. I can see it now: Bonzo does Gonzo! ---
**Author:** ![MarkF](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MarkF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarkF)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/169 "2009-12-07T15:07:08Z")
Ahh, so Muppet porn huh? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/170 "2009-12-07T15:52:58Z")
> [@appleciders](#): > > **Captain Colehollow**. Sigh. That’s got to be nautical-themed gay porn, doesn’t it? That, and the completely apropo comment, is the one that’s cracking me up. Probably because in my head I hear it as **Captain Cornhole**. ---
**Author:** ![ArrMatey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/arrmatey/32/3522_2.png) [@ArrMatey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ArrMatey)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/171 "2009-12-07T17:24:45Z")
Bingo Niagara. Yeah. Bingo just does it for a porn name, doesn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/172 "2009-12-07T17:31:04Z")
I actually heard somewherer that this formula started as a phishing expedition. It’s a great way to get info on words folks might use in their passwords. ---
**Author:** ![brujaja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@brujaja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brujaja)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/173 "2009-12-07T17:33:55Z")
Maharajah Sherwood. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/174 "2009-12-07T21:11:45Z")
Mookie Greenwood. Oh yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Wargamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/df705f/32.png) [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/175 "2009-12-07T21:29:26Z")
**Tom Sunset** Sounds a little too _Brokeback Mountain_-ish for my comfort. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/176 "2009-12-07T21:38:02Z")
Mine’s a good one…for a girl anyways. Gina George. Complete with alliteration. You know she’d have huge implants. ---
**Author:** ![Walpurgis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Walpurgis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walpurgis)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/177 "2009-12-07T21:45:45Z")
I feel like I should be in a 60’s psychedelic porn movie, or a twisted fable of some sort: **Taffy Ink Cap.** ---
**Author:** ![SCSimmons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e495f1/32.png) [@SCSimmons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCSimmons)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/178 "2009-12-07T22:11:40Z")
Chipper Grant. Crap. I think I’ve been relegated to gay porn. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/179 "2009-12-08T04:20:08Z")
Denise Renwood, not too porny except for the “wood”. ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008/180 "2009-12-08T05:34:33Z")
Samantha Phoenix. Sammy for short. Wow, that is actually a really awesome porn name! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porn-name-pet-street-formula/520008.md?page=10)