# So what's your porno name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 14, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840 "2002-08-14T13:14:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Genseric](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Genseric](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Genseric)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/21 "2002-08-15T07:21:13Z")
I like the Pet + Street one. Makes me **Sambo Southfourth**. ---
**Author:** ![LifeOnWry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/96bed5/32.png) [@LifeOnWry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LifeOnWry)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/22 "2002-08-15T07:31:34Z")
Pet + Street makes me… (oh dear): Frisky Bloomingdale! ---
**Author:** ![MissGypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8491ac/32.png) [@MissGypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissGypsy)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/23 "2002-08-15T07:34:15Z")
Whiskey Taylor… (porn nymphette…) Or, Sue North. (yawn!) [Hi, Peter North! :p] ---
**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/24 "2002-08-15T10:13:34Z")
Butterscotch Ruttenberg? I’m definitely sticking to my day job. ---
**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/25 "2002-08-15T10:14:07Z")
Pet + Street would make me _Whiskers Villa_ ::Meow:: Sounds more like a bloomin’ brothel than a single porn star. or Dog + Maiden Name would be \* Pug Marquadt\* mmmm not really good for a chick’s porn name - would definately have to be an impersonator. ---
**Author:** ![DemonSpawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ac8455/32.png) [@DemonSpawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DemonSpawn)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/26 "2002-08-15T10:23:51Z")
Pet + Street = Chico Berliner Pet + mom’s maiden name = Chico Raven Those will do fine for a career in porn, dontchathink? :rolleyes: Violet Canary would be my drag name, not too bad, although it sounds too much like **Violent Canary** , which reminds me of Hitchcock’s The Birds instead of porn or cross-dressing. Hmm … ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Doris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@Sir\_Doris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Doris)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/27 "2002-08-15T10:33:35Z")
Pet + mother’s maiden name makes me Honey-Lips Allcock sorta works, huh? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/28 "2002-08-15T12:28:28Z")
Trixie Street checking in. ---
**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/29 "2002-08-15T13:15:15Z")
Dammit none of mine work- So going with my wrestling name - **Big John Stud** the most unintentionally porno-ish name the WWE ever thought up. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/30 "2002-08-15T13:26:31Z")
Hmmm. Using the street name thing, I get… **Ponsonby Aylward**? _What???_ Blimey. Perhaps, if we’re on the end of a pier, with one of the old “What the Butler Saw” machines, that could be the name of the butler? As a drag queen (and that’s not a mental image anyone would care to dwell on), I’d be **Foxglove Islay**. (Three guesses why Islay is my favourite island…) ---
**Author:** ![Daerlyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Daerlyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daerlyn)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/31 "2002-08-15T14:41:39Z")
Pet + Mother’s maiden name: **Prancer Brown**. . . maybe not porstar quality, but possibly a sultry r&b singer? As for middle name + street . . . well, that’s just boring: **Frances Geddes**. ---
**Author:** ![loupdebois](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e495f1/32.png) [@loupdebois](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/loupdebois)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/32 "2002-08-15T23:24:06Z")
Tricky… My first pet was not of my gender… Margaret Stockwell? how grossly mundane… Thank to Bell Canada for naming my street 5 different things! “Luke Castor” (castor being french for beaver YES THE ANIMAL) works okay… not my real middle name, it being some bloody thing in Inuit that I can’t spell b/c my dad worked up there for a while… ---
**Author:** ![CaptMurdock](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/captmurdock/32/11736_2.png) [@CaptMurdock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CaptMurdock)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2002, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/33 "2002-08-15T23:42:23Z")
Pet + street = **Anonymous Junipero** I had a dog named Anonymous when I was a kid. Go figure. As to the others, I’m not a ‘flower’ person and I’ve never been to an island resort. I’m a sad person. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![HoldenCaulfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/22d042/32.png) [@HoldenCaulfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoldenCaulfield)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/34 "2002-08-16T00:27:29Z")
::gathers up table of user names, E-Mail addresses, streets, and mother’s maiden names:: heh, heh, heh I’d either be Beau Davey or Clinton Independence. I like that last one, but it sounds more like a soap opera name. ---
**Author:** ![musicguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@musicguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/musicguy)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/35 "2002-08-16T00:43:53Z")
Well, if I go by pet and street, I get C.J. Waterridge. Thats kinda cool 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![shagadelicmysteryman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7ea924/32.png) [@shagadelicmysteryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shagadelicmysteryman)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/36 "2002-08-16T00:51:51Z")
Drag queen name, you say? Poinsetta Tahiti Or perhaps…Black Eyed Suzy Bermuda and Pet name+ mom’s maiden name: Yukon Lewis And middle name + Street Name: William Shaffer…That sounds like a President or something. Can’t you come up with a new formula or something? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/37 "2002-08-16T00:52:20Z")
Bullet Route #4 ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Pink\_Lemonade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a8b319/32.png) [@Pink\_Lemonade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pink_Lemonade)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/38 "2002-08-16T01:45:08Z")
I have 3 different pets so pick your favorite porno name Coacoa Donahue Sukey Donahue Boomer Donahue ---
**Author:** ![buckgully](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb9ed0/32.png) [@buckgully](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buckgully)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/39 "2002-08-16T06:20:43Z")
Buck Gully is my pet + street name porno handle. However, I could also be Oliver Highway ZZ, too, or any combination of those. My drag queen name would be Ladyslipper Washington, though I must confess I don’t really have a favorite flower, that’s just the first one that popped into my head. ---
**Author:** ![ems](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cdc98d/32.png) [@ems](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ems)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/40 "2002-08-16T07:27:00Z")
Pet + Street…Thumper Spring :eek: Drag Queen…Gerbora Fraser [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840.md?page=3)