# So what's your porno name?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [August 14, 2002, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840 "2002-08-14T13:14:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/41 "2002-08-16T14:03:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by LifeOnWry \*  
> \*\*Pet + Street makes me… (oh dear): Frisky Bloomingdale! \*\*

Don’t feel bad…I am:  
…drum roll, please…  
… **Koko Van Horn**.

Actually, I kind of like that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Pelekhaty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c67d28/32.png) [@Pelekhaty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pelekhaty)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/42 "2002-08-16T14:14:03Z")

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Girth Dickson

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**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/43 "2002-08-16T15:36:25Z")

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Pet/Street= Blackie Cady (Meow-Meow just didn’t work for me)  
M.N./M.M.N.= Ann Herman ( Ya! sounds like I should be playing in the WNBA)  
Flower/Resort= Lilac Cancun (Forsythia dosn’t work either)

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**Author:** ![The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@The\_Ace\_of\_Swords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Ace_of_Swords)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/44 "2002-08-16T17:10:08Z")

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Leo Maple. Feh, I’m a white-bread porn star, but at least I’ve got wood in my name.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [August 16, 2002, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/45 "2002-08-16T20:48:22Z")

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Pet+Street= **Cinnamon Bellevue**  
Resort+flower: **Snapdragon Barbados** …sounds slightly action-starrish to me…I’ll be the next Van Damme 🙂

“Starring **Snapdragon Barbados** in…Deadly Lethality!”

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/46 "2002-08-17T00:46:33Z")

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So I wouldn’t be a very successful porn star. No shock there.

Besides, I don’t have a pet, and I live on a numbered street.

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/47 "2002-08-17T01:37:16Z")

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Middle name + street gives me Lawrence Woodland. It works better if you shorten it to Larry Wood.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/48 "2002-08-17T16:12:06Z")

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Everyone say hello to:

**Smoky Lonsdale**

Works for me 😛

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**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/49 "2002-08-17T21:36:51Z")

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\*\* Axle Fernwood \*\*

I like the sound of that!

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**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\
**Post date:** [August 17, 2002, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/50 "2002-08-17T22:26:14Z")

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First pet + Childhood street= Sniffy Victory

Flower + Island resort= Patient Lucy St. Simons. I don’t think that drag stuff would work for me. Imagine trying to find 13EE high heels, or pantyhose for a 36 inch inseam.:eek:

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2002, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-porno-name/123840/51 "2002-08-18T11:35:07Z")

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Pet + Street  
HERSHEY DRIVE All though not being a “backdoor man” (giving or receiving) I don’t think I would use it.

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