# So, what's your thread-killing percentage?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2005, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799 "2005-03-16T12:59:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 19\
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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/61 "2005-03-18T23:09:19Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> So, how long does this have to get before we start referring to it as _SWYTKP_?

61 posts. 😛

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**Author:** ![An\_Arky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/87869e/32.png) [@An\_Arky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Arky)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/62 "2005-03-18T23:32:16Z")

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:smack: Dang!

My TKP is down to 17.14285%

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 18, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/63 "2005-03-18T23:38:07Z")

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> [@An Arky](#):
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> :smack: Dang!
> 
> My TKP is down to 17.14285%

Well, it’s not going to get any better if you keep posting to this thread…

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/64 "2005-03-20T00:17:09Z")

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After a little more research (and a few more beers) I’ve come to the conclusion that my TKP is now at 99.2%

or is that my BKP? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bites_when_provoked/32/18073_2.png) [@Bites\_When\_Provoked](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bites_When_Provoked)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/65 "2005-03-20T15:13:37Z")

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And yet, it’s so worth it for that ‘the last poster was harmless’ thing… 😃

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2005, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/66 "2005-03-20T16:34:57Z")

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> [@harmless](#):
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> After a little more research (and a few more beers) I’ve come to the conclusion that my TKP is now at 99.2%
> 
> or is that my BKP? :dubious:

I think that was your BAC. 😃

Here’s my public service for the day:

[http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm](http://www.ou.edu/oupd/bac.htm)

enjoy! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/67 "2005-03-21T00:37:09Z")

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[This](http://www.intox.com/wheel/drinkwheel.asp) link is a better BAC tester. The other one is 100 lbs. too light for me.

These things are pretty inaccurate – it says I can have 7 whiskey rocks in an hour, and still be legal. Not bloody likely! I can barely lift the glass after 6.

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**Author:** ![1010011010](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/ea666f/32.png) [@1010011010](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/1010011010)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/68 "2005-03-21T00:51:44Z")

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47/612 = 7.68%

Some of those may still be active, and I guess this is thread 613… so the real total is lower.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/69 "2005-03-21T03:26:36Z")

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Decided to see what my all-time TKP is…

I’ve posted in 1487 threads. Of those, 19 have been active in the last 48 hours. I’m not counting those.

That leaves 1487 threads. Of those, I’ve killed 110, for an all-time kill-rate of 7.397444519166106%.

I’ll grade that as “so-so”.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/70 "2005-03-21T13:13:08Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Decided to see what my all-time TKP is…
> 
> I’ve posted in 1487 threads. Of those, 19 have been active in the last 48 hours. I’m not counting those.
> 
> That leaves 1487 threads. Of those, I’ve killed 110, for an all-time kill-rate of 7.397444519166106%.
> 
> I’ll grade that as “so-so”.

1487-19=1487?

I’m impressed with your dedication to statistical research. However, you did a fairly poor job of “showing your work.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/71 "2005-03-21T13:46:04Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> 1487-19=1487?

It’s…ummm…new math. Very, very new. As in, “I just invented it on Thursday”. Still need to get all the bugs worked out of it.

Actually, that was a copy & paste error. It should’ve read “I’ve posted in 1498 threads”.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/72 "2005-03-21T15:44:25Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> It’s…ummm…new math. Very, very new. As in, “I just invented it on Thursday”. Still need to get all the bugs worked out of it.
> 
> Actually, that was a copy & paste error. It should’ve read “I’ve posted in 1498 threads”.

You are still not convincing me, here. 1498-19=1487? Maybe in New Jersey…

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/73 "2005-03-21T17:06:51Z")

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Gaaa!! Stupid fingers!

Ok, revised verson:

I’ve posted in a shitload of threads, some of which I killed. About 7.3% of them.

Happy now? 🙂

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/74 "2005-03-21T17:45:38Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Gaaa!! Stupid fingers!
> 
> Ok, revised verson:
> 
> I’ve posted in a shitload of threads, some of which I killed. About 7.3% of them.
> 
> Happy now? 🙂

Well, why didn’t you say so in the first place? 😃😃😃

You know, it’s not enough to spit out a simple percentage (Not addressed specifically to you, **Hal** , I’m speaking generally here). I really think each thread should be measured using certain criteria. Killing a thread that only had 100 or fewer views shouldn’t carry as much weight as killing a thread that had 1000 or more views. How about some sort of weighted scale? Help me out here, somebody. What would you suggest?

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/75 "2005-03-21T18:19:06Z")

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> [@Bites When Provoked](#):
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> And yet, it’s so worth it for that ‘the last poster was harmless’ thing… 😃

Yeah…I’ve been thinking of changing my handle to **clinically\_insane**.

> [@](#):
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> 0.30 g/210 liters of breath - At this level most people will lose conciousness.

Yeah…right. 😛

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/76 "2005-03-21T18:47:36Z")

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> [@Rufus Xavier](#):
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> I really think each thread should be measured using certain criteria. Killing a thread that only had 100 or fewer views shouldn’t carry as much weight as killing a thread that had 1000 or more views. How about some sort of weighted scale? Help me out here, somebody. What would you suggest?

Excellent idea, but one problem – when you view the [list subscriptions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/subscription.php?do=viewsubscription) page, it doesn’t show the number of views/responses a page has had. So you would have to click on each one to get the necessary data to put together an accurate formula.

Nuts to that.

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**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/77 "2005-03-21T21:03:20Z")

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> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> Excellent idea, but one problem – when you view the [list subscriptions](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/subscription.php?do=viewsubscription) page, it doesn’t show the number of views/responses a page has had. So you would have to click on each one to get the necessary data to put together an accurate formula.
> 
> Nuts to that.

I hear you, man. Too much work. Now, I have never subscribed to a thread, so there is no data in my subscription page that I can use, other than that I have subscribed to 0 threads, out of which I have killed 0, therefore my threadkill rate for subscribed threads is ERR.

I guess I’ll just have to figure it out the hard way. Gimme about a month or so, that oughta do it. :eek:

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/78 "2005-03-21T22:46:13Z")

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: one month passes…cut to scene :

**Rufus** : I’ve got it! 9.896%! Yes! 9.896!  
**SDMB** : Huh?

😉

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [March 21, 2005, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whats-your-thread-killing-percentage/294799/79 "2005-03-21T23:40:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _Originally posted by **Danalan** _
> 
> And off we go again…

Nah . . . I don’t think so.

**Cajun Man**  
for the SDMB

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