# So....when are topless photos of Pvt. Lynch gonna show up? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516 "2004-09-01T02:03:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/1 "2004-09-01T02:03:48Z")
Remember, the Army Private who got ‘rescued’ from an Iraqi hospital? Apparently, some fellow soldiers took topless photos of her. So how come they haven’t been on the internet yet?! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/2 "2004-09-01T02:31:11Z")
Larry Flynt has them, and he’s not sharing. How perverse is _that?_ ---
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/3 "2004-09-01T02:33:32Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Larry Flynt has them, and he’s not sharing. How perverse is _that?_ :eek: So what is he waiting for? If he just sits on them, people will eventually forget, and nobody will care anymore. Why not leak them? ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/4 "2004-09-01T02:52:47Z")
> [@Incubus](#): > > :eek: > > So what is he waiting for? If he just sits on them, people will eventually forget, and nobody will care anymore. Why not leak them? Cause it’s tough to outrun a bunch of pissed-off drunken jar-heads when you’re in a wheel chair. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/5 "2004-09-01T02:59:18Z")
Bwaha! [Here’s some old news on it.](http://www.cnn.com/2003/US/11/11/lynch.photos.ap/) > [@](#): > > “My first intention was to publish them, but I don’t think it was the best, positive move I could make,” Flynt said in a telephone interview. That’s to say someone with a lick of sense advised him on how printing them would likely go down. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/6 "2004-09-01T03:00:38Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Larry Flynt has them, and he’s not sharing. Somewhere, an angel got its’ wings. ---
**Author:** ![5\_time\_champ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/5/278dde/32.png) [@5\_time\_champ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/5_time_champ)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/7 "2004-09-01T03:17:06Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > Somewhere, an angel got its’ wings. . . . and a whole bunch of kittens haven’t gotten killed. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/8 "2004-09-01T03:28:56Z")
:smack: CRAP!! I blew the joke. I got Lynch confused with Lyndie England. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/9 "2004-09-01T04:01:57Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Larry Flynt has them, and he’s not sharing. How perverse is _that?_ …and I thought you were making a joke. It’s Twoo! It’s Twoo! ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/10 "2004-09-01T13:35:15Z")
> [@Casey1505](#): > > :smack: > CRAP!! I blew the joke. I got Lynch confused with Lyndie England. > > :smack: That’s okay. I still laughed. Then again, I laugh at string. > [@the article cited above](#): > > Flynt said the photographs appeared to be taken in an Army barracks, and showed Lynch topless and fully nude, frolicking with the soldiers. … and I remember the day when taking pictures like that was a bad thing… like, career-ending bad… ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/11 "2004-09-01T14:13:25Z")
I’m sorry, I must be reading the posts wrong. Larry Flint has the pictures and says it wouldn’t be the best positive move he could make? Is this some other guy named Flint that _didn’t_ have a $1M bounty for nekked pictures of Jackie O, Mary Tyler Moore, and a host of other celebrities? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/12 "2004-09-01T15:28:49Z")
Because sometimes even dirtbags like Larry Flynt can do something decent. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2004, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-are-topless-photos-of-pvt-lynch-gonna-show-up/262516/13 "2004-09-01T15:34:39Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Because sometimes even dirtbags like Larry Flynt can do something decent. Like sparing us from Lyndie England nudies. Kick save and a beauty!