# So when did you last bed celebrity? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [February 28, 2009, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795 "2009-02-28T15:20:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/21 "2009-02-28T22:12:51Z")
> [@drewbert](#): > > Hm. New game: Six Degrees of Paris Hilton? Already done by [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com): [Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: The Global Reach of One Vagina | Cracked.com](http://www.cracked.com/article_16270_six-degrees-paris-hilton-global-reach-one-vagina.html) Example: Paris Hilton to Robert Evans to Grace Kelly to JFK to Inga Arvad to Adlof Hitler ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/22 "2009-02-28T22:35:41Z")
I already answered this, in another thread. And there were a couple more, but that’s none of your business. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [February 28, 2009, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/23 "2009-02-28T22:44:06Z")
I touched an almost-naked [Esera Tuaolo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esera_Tuaolo) once. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/24 "2009-03-01T00:02:30Z")
I knew a girl in college whose mother had apparently been a groupie in the LA area in the '70s, and who had (allegedly) slept with Mick Jagger, Robert DeNiro, and other lesser celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/25 "2009-03-01T02:55:31Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > Already done by [Cracked.com](http://Cracked.com): [Six Degrees of Paris Hilton: The Global Reach of One Vagina | Cracked.com](http://www.cracked.com/article_16270_six-degrees-paris-hilton-global-reach-one-vagina.html) Somehow I knew I couldn’t have been the first one to think of that… ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/26 "2009-03-01T03:03:27Z")
While on vacation in Utah, I had an 3-day encounter with a woman named Marika. She claimed to be a clothing designer traveling the Southwest in search of inspiration. Since then, I’ve seen [Marika Women’s Activewear](http://www.marika.com/) become a popular line of clothing. Coincidence? Probably…but I can still dream. ---
**Author:** ![obfusciatrist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4af34b/32.png) [@obfusciatrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/obfusciatrist)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/27 "2009-03-01T04:18:07Z")
I sometimes sleep in the bed of a person listed in IMDb (and once reasonably famous in Japan). But that’s because he’s dead now and I sleep in his bed when visiting my mother-in-law. I don’t know when she last bedded him and I am certainly not going to ask. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/28 "2009-03-01T04:27:14Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > I’d be embarassed if I had sex with Toni Basil too. It’s alright man, I’m sure hearing her scream out “Oh Mickey!” while doing acrobatic cheerleader moves was a night to remember. > > 😉 Couldn’t be. He said “a few” hit singles. I’m thinking Juice Newton. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/29 "2009-03-01T04:34:25Z")
When visiting my in-laws, I’ve often slept in the same bed as former Vermont governor, DNC chair and celebrated screamer Howard Dean. Just not at the same time, mind you. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/30 "2009-03-01T05:06:28Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > Couldn’t be. He said “a few” hit singles. > > I’m thinking Juice Newton. No, not her, but that would be cool iirc. Maybe I should just admit it. She was a major cokehead, or was that day. ---
**Author:** ![Mesquite-oh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@Mesquite-oh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mesquite-oh)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/31 "2009-03-01T05:59:39Z")
I had a chance to be Susan Sontag’s boy toy for an evening, but I passed it up. I dated a girl who was the ex of an NBA player. I know what you’re thinking, tough act to follow but he was only second team All NBA and I drove a Plymouth with a genuine vinyl roof. It was fun to answer the phone when he would do his booty calls though. I would tell him he needed to protect the ball better or some other bs then hang up. ---
**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/32 "2009-03-01T06:13:20Z")
Never, unfortunately. The closest contender would be an Argentinian women’s tennis player who was briefly in the top 10 worldwide rankings in the early 90’s. You wouldn’t know her name though. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/33 "2009-03-01T06:14:59Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > No, not her, but that would be cool iirc. Maybe I should just admit it. She was a major cokehead, or was that day. I’m thinking Teena Marie or the girl from Quarterflash. The most famous one that came to mind but more famous that your “few hit singles in the 80s” would really indicate was Pat Benatar. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/34 "2009-03-01T06:33:55Z")
> [@FriarTed](#): > > I’m thinking Teena Marie or the girl from Quarterflash. The most famous one that came to mind but more famous that your “few hit singles in the 80s” would really indicate was Pat Benatar. Oh- and bedding Juice Newton would be seriously cool (I haven’t seen a recent pic of her, but I bet it still would be.) Just found- [http://www.juicenewton.com/new\_Gallery07\_2.html](http://www.juicenewton.com/new_Gallery07_2.html) Hmmm. Oh yeah. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/35 "2009-03-01T09:43:36Z")
Well, I didn’t have sex with him, but… Years ago, Mr. Rilch and I went to a convention where Ron Jeremy was going to be. I dressed “appropriately” – cheerleader-length skirt and vacu-form sweater. After getting RJ’s signature, Mr. Rilch asked if he could get a photo of the two of us. RJ leered, said “Suuuure!” or something to that effect, and grabbed me ferociously. (One of these days I’ll scan the photo.) So it certainly wasn’t “slept with,” but as I always say when Mr. Rilch tells the story, “That’s the reaction you **want** to get from Ron Jeremy.” ETA: I mean, it would have been inappropriate from, say, Trace Beaulieu, who we also met at that convention, but anything other than that from Ron Jeremy would have been an insult. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [March 1, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/36 "2009-03-01T14:27:24Z")
> [@obfusciatrist](#): > > I sometimes sleep in the bed of a person listed in IMDb (and once reasonably famous in Japan). > > But that’s because he’s dead now and I sleep in his bed when visiting my mother-in-law. I don’t know when she last bedded him and I am certainly not going to ask. If we get to count sleeping in the same bed as, I have been in at least three B&B’s where the proprietor boasted that so-and-so had slept in the very bed that my wife and I were going to be using. The three I can vividly recall were in Asheville, Natchez and Concord, MA. The notables were Charlton Heston, Eudora Welty and one of the poet/authors in Concord who used to room in the room we used. In each case, after learning of the previous occupant of that bed, I had odd, non-sexual dreams about that person. If we only knew who had slept in a public bed we were using (hotel, motel, B&B, national park cabin or lodge, etc.) I bet we could have a bodacious Six Degrees game. But those three notables are all I can contribute with any certainty. Now if you expand the notion to include places at the table in famous places to eat, the number would skyrocket. One restaurant in Charleston, SC, even has little brass plates on the tables for “so and so sat here.” Every table. Every place. ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/37 "2009-03-02T03:17:00Z")
[QUOTE=Rilchiam] Years ago, Mr. Rilch and I went to a convention where Ron Jeremy was going to be. I dressed “appropriately” – cheerleader-length skirt and vacu-form sweater. After getting RJ’s signature, Mr. Rilch asked if he could get a photo of the two of us. RJ leered, said “Suuuure!” or something to that effect, and grabbed me ferociously. (One of these days I’ll scan the photo.) [/QUOTE] So, did he autograph your breast? Pull it out and kiss it? I didn’t sleep with him (cause I’m a straight guy and all and, ewwww), but I once had the opportunity to “hang out” with him at a club (a female friend of mine has connections). He spent the whole time autographing and such, and that was the pattern above. I watched Flower Tucci get off and squirt once, live and in person. (Porn star known for female ejaculation.) [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower\_Tucci](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flower_Tucci) (adult content - I just noticed the poster in the background of the photo has a nipple showing). ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/38 "2009-03-02T03:35:06Z")
I last bedded Celebrity shortly before the birth of our child, Celebrity Babyname. ---
**Author:** ![lobotomyboy63](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobotomyboy63/32/2900_2.png) [@lobotomyboy63](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobotomyboy63)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/39 "2009-03-02T04:10:01Z")
I have never slept with a celebrity. I keep hoping one of my former squeezes will become a huge success and I’ll be able to say, truthfully, “Oh yeah, I already hit that.” So far neither of them has amounted to much, however. :D;):smack: ---
**Author:** ![BigBertha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@BigBertha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigBertha)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-did-you-last-bed-celebrity/487795/40 "2009-03-02T07:43:33Z")
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