# So when is Palin giving back all the clothes?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457 "2008-11-06T15:45:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/461 "2008-11-21T02:42:13Z")

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> [@gravitycrash](#):
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> Nice to know that the Democrats are fair and balanced on this message board.

If they were fair and balanced, they wouldn’t be Democrats, fuckwad. That’s what political parties are _for_.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/462 "2008-11-21T03:05:55Z")

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> [@gravitycrash](#):
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> Nice to know that the Democrats are fair and balanced on this message board.

Did anyone else get a picture of the whole lot of us trying to balance on a narrow board?

Um, just me then?

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/463 "2008-11-21T03:21:51Z")

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Still nothing on whether the RNC got its shipment, much less the identity of the lucky charity.

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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/464 "2008-11-21T08:43:40Z")

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> [@jsgoddess](#):
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> Did anyone else get a picture of the whole lot of us trying to balance on a narrow board?
> 
> Um, just me then?

Not me, baby, I always hated the balance beam in gym class.

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**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/465 "2008-11-21T14:22:48Z")

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> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#):
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> Not me, baby, I always hated the balance beam in gym class.

I’ve never been on a balance beam. I’m sure my attempted stay would be quite short.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/466 "2008-11-21T15:28:34Z")

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> [@gravitycrash](#):
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> Nice to know that the Democrats are fair and balanced on this message board.

> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> If they were fair and balanced, they wouldn’t be Democrats, fuckwad. That’s what political parties are _for_.

I thought you were going to say, if they were fair and balanced they’d be Fox News.

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**Author:** ![Bambro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/df705f/32.png) [@Bambro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bambro)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/467 "2008-11-21T16:11:50Z")

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> [@astro](#):
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> I dare anyone to try and get those clothes back. I double dog dare you.

NOW it was serious. A double-dog-dare. What else was there but a “triple dare ya”? And then, the coup de grace of all dares, the sinister triple-dog-dare.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/468 "2008-12-02T04:16:55Z")

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[Sarah Palin Still Wearing Campaign Clothes](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/sarah-palin-still-wearing_n_147520.html)

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> After a 12-day hiatus, Sarah Palin stepped back into the spotlight on Monday to campaign for Georgia Senator Saxby Chambliss. Spectators experienced déjà vu as the Alaska governor sported the same jacket she had worn on the campaign trail this fall.

The pictured jacket does not look like something a gal would buy at the local consignment shop in order to go moose hunting.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/469 "2008-12-02T06:39:09Z")

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> [@Squink](#):
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> [Sarah Palin Still Wearing Campaign Clothes](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/12/01/sarah-palin-still-wearing_n_147520.html)
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> The pictured jacket does not look like something a gal would buy at the local consignment shop in order to go moose hunting.

LMFAO

Will we see her heartfelt defenders come rushing to her aid now?

It’s as if Palin thinks **everyone** is as stupid as she is.

No wait. She isn’t smart enough to think that much.

“Gosh, my brain is workin’ just _so_ hard all the time, and ya know, I can’t even blink, ‘cause that’s how they getcha, is when ya blink by golly, and that’s not what I’m gonna not be doin’ is blinkin’. Wouldja like to see some fancy pageant walkin’?”

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/470 "2008-12-02T06:42:44Z")

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Does the jacket have turkey blood on it?

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/471 "2008-12-02T11:25:02Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> Right, the problem here is that ‘weeks later’ is only one week after the campaign ended and Oct 22, was two weeks before the election. At this point you are willfully disregarding my point about giving Sarah Palin and the RNC a rational time frame.
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> I mean if you’re going to ignore rational reasons why it may not have occurred and thing that saying, “She’s been busy this week.”, is an apologia instead of a statement of fact then I’m going to have to conclude that you simply don’t actually want to look at this in any meaningful manner. This essentially is a pit thread masquerading as a GD thread.

Have we crossed into this “rational time frame” yet, or are you going to say “She’s been busy this month.”

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/472 "2008-12-02T12:05:32Z")

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The real question for **mswas** is: “Can YOU pick a date by which something stinks if a charity is not announced for the donation?”

This is such a killer PR moment for the Pubs–all they had to do at some point was announce the charity’s name, and we’d be all shut up, amid a chorus of “Hey, they had stuff to do for (a day, a week, a month].” Now, not so much. For me, that moment began passing on the first good night’s sleep after the election, but even for more generous people than I am, I think that good ship, the S.S. PR, had long since sailed.

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**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/473 "2008-12-02T14:00:09Z")

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> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#):
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> ya know, I can’t even blink, ‘cause that’s how they getcha, is when ya blink by golly, and that’s not what I’m gonna not be doin’ is blinkin’.

She’s being pursued by [Weeping Angels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_(Doctor_Who))?

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/474 "2008-12-02T14:21:05Z")

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> [@Steve\_MB](#):
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> She’s being pursued by [Weeping Angels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blink_(Doctor_Who))?

I was quite a big fan of the Doctor, especially the Tom Baker/Peter Davison years, dontcha know, but I stopped watching 20 years ago or more. I read the synopsis on wiki that you linked to, and I gotta say that sounds like a damn good show. I may just have to see if I can find that on DVD at the library or something.

But Sarah wouldn’t be pursued by Weeping Angels, she’d look them right in the eyes without blinkin’ and welcome them in because angels are from God and if God’s gonna open that door to let the angels outta heaven then by golly she’ll be right there for the opportunity to not be blinkin’, sayin’ “hello” and bein’ all friendly 'cause that’s what real goshdarned hockey moms from Alaska do you betcha.

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/475 "2008-12-02T14:32:28Z")

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Your impression of her would improve by letting out a few random alsos. Also.

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**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/476 "2008-12-02T15:03:45Z")

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I’m still waiting for the announcement that Bristol and Fucking Redneck aren’t tying the knot after all.

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**Author:** ![pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9a28c/32.png) [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/477 "2008-12-02T15:16:37Z")

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I actually think that’s what stupid redneck pregnant teenagers might do–what I’m waiting for is Charlie Crists’s wedding to a woman to take place.

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**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/478 "2008-12-02T17:26:52Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Girl](#):
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> Your impression of her would improve by letting out a few random alsos. Also.

Also: too.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/479 "2008-12-02T17:50:00Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> I actually think that’s what stupid redneck pregnant teenagers might do–what I’m waiting for is Charlie Crists’s wedding to a woman to take place.

No reason for Charlie to marry his beard, er–I mean bride now that he’s not bucking for the Veep nomination.

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**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\
**Post date:** [December 2, 2008, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/480 "2008-12-02T20:05:56Z")

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Huh, since Election Day Obama’s managed to get most of his Cabinet appointed and vetted, expects to be done by the end of December, has Congress getting a shit ton of legislation ready to sign as soon as his hand comes off the Bible on Inauguration Day, has been having regular press conferences and weekly video addresses to the nation and still manages to work out every day, but Sarah hasn’t managed to get through her closet to figure out what needs to be sent back to the Republicans–in spite of the fact she also hasn’t been back to the State Capitol since August. Probably a good thing the election went the way it did or things would be all at sixes and sevens in Washington, don’tcha think? Also?

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