# So when is Palin giving back all the clothes?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 6, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457 "2008-11-06T15:45:08Z")\
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**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/561 "2009-01-24T00:24:05Z")

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MSNBC reported today that she’s negotiating an $11 million book deal. Two questions: (1) what idiot publisher would pay her that much, and (2) who would write it?

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/562 "2009-01-24T00:29:48Z")

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Joe the Plumber? That fucker can do anything!

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/563 "2009-01-24T00:55:00Z")

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> [@Liberal](#):
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> MSNBC reported today that she’s negotiating an $11 million book deal. Two questions: (1) what idiot publisher would pay her that much, and (2) who would write it?

“Why I lost to a Terrorist Socialist and Why It’s Totally Everyone’s Fault But Mine”, by Sarah Palin.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/564 "2009-01-24T01:11:18Z")

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You only think you’re joking.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/565 "2009-01-24T01:14:57Z")

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[http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/01/23/standy-1.aspx](http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/01/23/standy-1.aspx)

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> Despite the Republican National Committee’s promise to donate Sarah Palin’s $180,000 campaign wardrobe to charity, word has it the Alaska governor’s clothes remain stuffed in trash bags at RNC headquarters, NewMajority has learned.

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/566 "2009-01-24T02:08:19Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> [http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/01/23/standy-1.aspx](http://network.nationalpost.com/np/blogs/fullcomment/archive/2009/01/23/standy-1.aspx)

Thanks, **mswas**!  
I thought we’d heard the last we’d ever hear of the clothes.

More here:  
[http://www.newmajority.com/ShowScroll.aspx?ID=3b694183-b918-401c-8263-87b288789ed1](http://www.newmajority.com/ShowScroll.aspx?ID=3b694183-b918-401c-8263-87b288789ed1)

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**Author:** ![Squink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5e925/32.png) [@Squink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squink)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/567 "2009-04-09T19:55:44Z")

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> the Republican National Committee late last month filed an amended report detailing exactly which disbursements were clothing purchases for the Republican vice presidential candidate and her family.

[http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0409/21047.html](http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0409/21047.html)

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> That new report brings the total Palin clothing costs paid by the RNC down to about $173,000 and also makes it easier to spot clothing purchases that had previously gone undetected.

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> The RNC did not respond to requests for comment about the amended report or the fate of the clothes, which were to have been donated to charity.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/568 "2009-04-09T20:03:24Z")

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Unholy necromancer!!!

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/569 "2009-04-09T20:31:42Z")

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I’m glad the spending was kept to a respectable $173,000 – instead of the outrageous $180,000 previously reported.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/570 "2009-04-09T20:33:18Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> Unholy necromancer!!!

Um…do you need the word “unholy” in that exclamation? Are there HOLY necromancers I don’t know about?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/571 "2009-04-09T20:34:43Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> “Why I lost to a Terrorist Socialist and Why It’s Totally Everyone’s Fault But Mine”, by Sarah Palin.
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> -Joe

To be fair, the Republican loss in last year’s election was more Senator McCain’s fault than hers. I mean, he was the primary candidate, not she, and it’s not like he was running ahead in the polls until video of her engaged in a Satanic ritual caused his followers to desert him in droves. I think she probably decreased the Democrats’ margin of victory.

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/572 "2009-04-09T20:35:20Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> Um…do you need the word “unholy” in that exclamation? Are there HOLY necromancers I don’t know about?

The cadence is superior that way.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/573 "2009-04-09T20:37:13Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> The cadence is superior that way.

I’ll grant you that. But still better would have been “Unholy Necromancer of Zool!”

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/574 "2009-04-09T20:41:20Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> To be fair, the Republican loss in last year’s election was more Senator McCain’s fault than hers. I mean, he was the primary candidate, not she, and it’s not like he was running ahead in the polls until video of her engaged in a Satanic ritual caused his followers to desert him in droves. I think she probably decreased the Democrats’ margin of victory.

Just as Sarah said. She is truly the Einstein of the far right. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/575 "2009-04-09T20:42:24Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Just as Sarah said. She is truly the Einstein of the far right. :rolleyes:

I don’t quite get that one.

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/576 "2009-04-09T20:42:42Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> To be fair, the Republican loss in last year’s election was more Senator McCain’s fault than hers. I mean, he was the primary candidate, not she, and it’s not like he was running ahead in the polls until video of her engaged in a Satanic ritual caused his followers to desert him in droves. I think she probably decreased the Democrats’ margin of victory.

Eh, it’s hard to blame McCain, too. Fact of the matter was that he was the default candidate. Romney wasn’t WASP enough, Fred and Rudy didn’t want to actually bother campaigning, and Huckabee (the only one that scared me before Whackjob Sarah was picked) would never have satisfied the money wing.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/577 "2009-04-09T20:43:01Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I’ll grant you that. But still better would have been “Unholy Necromancer of Zool!”

But that assumes he actually is a Necromancer of Zool. I do not know which of the diabolical denizens grants him his power.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/578 "2009-04-09T20:45:11Z")

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> [@mswas](#):
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> But that assumes he actually is a Necromancer of Zool. I do not know which of the diabolical denizens grants him his power.

I am not sure who the antecedent of “he,” “him,” and “his” is, which is inhibiting my snark. Please recast your post to make that clearer.

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/579 "2009-04-09T22:32:45Z")

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Can’t you two just like roll a 20 sided dice or something to hash this out?

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**Author:** ![mswas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e99b99/32.png) [@mswas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mswas)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2009, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-is-palin-giving-back-all-the-clothes/471457/580 "2009-04-09T22:41:01Z")

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> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#):
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> I am not sure who the antecedent of “he,” “him,” and “his” is, which is inhibiting my snark. Please recast your post to make that clearer.

**Squink**

**Jack Batty** I already rolled a 20 and he’s trying to save vs snark. 😉

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