# So when the fuck is this Jesus dude coming back, already?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 7, 2010, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361 "2010-10-07T15:05:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361/121 "2010-11-07T19:48:27Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Malacandra is a religion?

Where’s your god NOW?

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**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361/122 "2010-11-09T02:45:01Z")

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[What if he never actually left?](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0756683/)

(great, great movie)

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361/123 "2010-11-09T12:28:32Z")

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Malacandra is a religion? It DOES sound like some eastern practice.

What are the tenets of Malacandrians? I need to decide whether to join it or mock it, or both.  
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CAn’t we do both?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361/124 "2010-11-09T12:35:39Z")

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I can mock your retarded coding skills, if that helps. But do I need to stick around here, or do as **Boyo Jim** asked? There, I’m afraid, I can’t do both.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [November 9, 2010, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-when-the-fuck-is-this-jesus-dude-coming-back-already/556361/125 "2010-11-09T14:58:26Z")

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**So when the fuck is this Jesus dude coming back, already?**

> [@HelenGawn](#):
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> I say, we give him another fifteen minutes, and then start without him.

“Well, I’ll give him another twenty minutes; but that’s it!” -Airplane

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