Yeah but if you look up articles about “how often should you go to the bathroom” you’ll find lots where people just mean defecate.
You would if Rudy Vallee died propelling his body through someone else’s orifice. You likewise never hear anyone saying “Cute baby. How old was he when he was born?” either.
Did you poop?
So repeatable in fact that I wondered if they didn’t keep in memoiry the last reading and display it again if the next one is close enough. For instance, if I weight myself, go to pee and weight myself again, I get the exact same weight, which shouldn’t happen if the scale is as accurate as it appears (1/10th of a kilo) nor if isn’t very accurate.
Maybe it actually weighs in intervals of (say) 100 grams, and then converts that to pounds if you have it set to pounds?
As for the weight loss, metabolism converts some the carbon in your body into carbon dioxide, which leaves your body overnight and melts the glaciers.
It’s a common myth that people swallow eight spiders every night while they sleep. The truth is eight spiders actually escape from our mouths every night. There’s your answer.
And given that the weight lost over night is typically about a pound and a half we’re taking eight large tarantulas people! That aint butterflies you’re feeling … just sayin’.
That’s because she went from cute to dead at 58 pounds wet.
Weight being the reason she was dead
Or more correctly the cause of the weight.
You sleep walk at night, go pee, and reset the scale. And that’s why you have those bruises you can’t remember getting. And why your neighbor’s house looked so familiar when they invited you to their Christmas party.