# so where do you keep your porn?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [February 22, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933 "2009-02-22T09:48:59Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/81 "2009-02-26T19:48:41Z")

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I have a few yaoi manga hidden somewhere in my room where the kid won’t bother to look. Otherwise, my favorite stories and scanlations stay online, and I clear the browsing history regularly.

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/82 "2009-02-26T20:18:49Z")

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> [@Omegaman](#):
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> I don’t have any. I have a wife.

Me too.

Our taste in porn diverges a bit.

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### Author: ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/83 "2009-02-26T20:33:54Z")

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I get all the free porn I want, in every category imaginable, and some not imaginable at all, at [http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php](http://85.17.187.83/saff/index.php).

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### Author: ![HolyFreakingMoly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/7ba0ec/32.png) [@HolyFreakingMoly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HolyFreakingMoly)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/84 "2009-02-26T21:06:32Z")

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What I want to know is WHO are you hiding it from??

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### Author: ![control-z](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/eada6e/32.png) [@control-z](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/control-z)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/85 "2009-02-26T21:09:52Z")

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Friends, family, new girlfriends, you name it. Porn, like masturbation, is something that many people do but don’t talk about.

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### Author: ![tr0psn4j](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/958977/32.png) [@tr0psn4j](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tr0psn4j)
#### Post date: [February 26, 2009, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/86 "2009-02-26T21:19:58Z")

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I:\pr0n

Switching the o to a 0 and switching the places of r and 0 throws everybody off of the porn trail. The perfect crime! (If it was a crime)

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### Author: ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)
#### Post date: [February 27, 2009, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-where-do-you-keep-your-porn/486933/87 "2009-02-27T00:08:23Z")

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> [@Larry\_Mudd](#):
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> Me too.
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> Our taste in porn diverges a bit.

My wife is born again hard. She doesn’t masturbate, and being the attentive dick that I am I have never caught her doing it.

That’s not true. That doesn’t even sound right. I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch her like that. That would be a total invasion of privacy. I’m pretty sure that’s why she loves me like she does. I accept her as she is. Not like I think she is.

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