# So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/1 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")
For me it would have to be that hunky Mark Trail - _grrrroowl_ ---
**Author:** ![tshirts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/839c29/32.png) [@tshirts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tshirts)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/2 "2000-11-28T05:41:43Z")
As a callow youth I was in love with **Daisy Mae** from Dogpatch. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/3 "2000-11-28T06:14:04Z")
Easy. The [sorcerer](http://www.cet.com/~rascal/graphics/sorceress1.jpg) from He-Man. She’s got a rack on her… and those legs… WWrrrorr. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/4 "2000-11-28T06:16:29Z")
When Bugs Bunny is dressed up like a girl… homina homina homina!!! ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/5 "2000-11-28T06:17:49Z")
HELLO… ever heard of Betty Rubble? ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/6 "2000-11-28T06:21:00Z")
I think that Velma is a freak waiting to happen… I’m also patiently waiting for Lisa Simpson to grow up… an intellectual, and if the dreams are a forecast, a cartoon babe… heheheh ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/7 "2000-11-28T06:22:16Z")
Betty Rubble Smetty Schmubble. Peebles as a teen - that’s a real fox! ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/8 "2000-11-28T06:22:38Z")
Practically all the females in the current Batman and Superman cartoons…arrgh, I hate this, there was one cartoon girl in particular that I really wanted to boink, it wasn’t an immediate obvious one so it would be a great answer to this - and I can’t remember who it was!!! Arrgh! ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/9 "2000-11-28T06:24:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tristan \* > \*\*I’m also patiently waiting for Lisa Simpson to grow up… an intellectual, and if the dreams are a forecast, a cartoon babe… heheheh \*\* Actually, there IS an episode showing Lisa in her teens. Not so hot. Maggie was cuter. ---
**Author:** ![romanticide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@romanticide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romanticide)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/10 "2000-11-28T06:25:00Z")
Hmmm…I’d have to say Jupiter whatever from the Sailor Moon crew. I think she’s my age, even. Whoo hoo! ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/11 "2000-11-28T06:25:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Badtz Maru \* > \*\*Practically all the females in the current Batman and Superman cartoons…arrgh, I hate this, there was one cartoon girl in particular that I really wanted to boink, it wasn’t an immediate obvious one so it would be a great answer to this - and I can’t remember who it was!!! Arrgh! \*\* Lemme guess: Penelope Pitstop, from Wacky Races? ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/12 "2000-11-28T06:27:58Z")
Minerva Mink from Animaniacs. What? What?! So I’m a Furry Anthro fan. 🙂 big deal! ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/13 "2000-11-28T06:56:20Z")
There’s a serious problem with fucking cartoon characters. Paper cuts. ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/14 "2000-11-28T06:56:42Z")
Cheetara from Thundercats ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/15 "2000-11-28T07:00:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ashtar \* > \*\*Minerva Mink from Animaniacs. > \*\* Help me out here! Sorry for the hijack but what was the name of the wolf in that episode? It has been driving me crazy for about a week! ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/16 "2000-11-28T07:01:33Z")
Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out. ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/17 "2000-11-28T07:14:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out. \*\* I forget his name, too. I didn’t even remember him before I posted–a pity…I’d probably yiff him over her. 😃 I’m looking the name up… Ah! There we go! Wilford. 🙂 Geeze…what a name. That’s almost as bad as ‘Mervin’. or maybe ‘Ashtar’. -Ashley ---
**Author:** ![Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/18 "2000-11-28T07:16:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by evilbeth \* > \*\*Ok, more specifically, the episode where the nerdy, geeky wolf turns into a romance-novel-cover-type hero stud when the full moon comes out. \*\* Episode was “Moon over Minerva”, written by Nicholas Hollander. ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/19 "2000-11-28T07:16:48Z")
I second Velma Dinkly. Not only she solved the cases, she can summon super-human strength and carry the rest of the gang when they get scared stiff, and run with them bunched in her arms. Take that Superman!! ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/20 "2000-11-28T07:30:45Z")
Velma had a fling with Johnny Bravo. That ruined her for me forever. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=2)