# So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/21 "2000-11-28T07:45:51Z")
The 5 Dimitri figurines marching across the top of my monitor testify to my affections for this cartoon hottie. I saw Anastasia three times in the theater for him. Someday, he will be mine. I just know it. ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/22 "2000-11-28T07:58:42Z")
No-one has mentioned the ultimate cartoon babe yet. Jessica Rabbit… “not bad, just drawn that way…” ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/23 "2000-11-28T08:00:19Z")
Harley Quinn, from Batman. (Mmmm…that VOICE!) L from MIB. Kitty Pryde from X-Men. I think Hilde from Gundam Wing is pretty cute. ::Mumble[sub][sup]Angewomon from Digimon[/sup][/sub]mumble:: The 17-year-old versions of Mimi and Sora from Digimon. Noa Izumi from Patlabor. Ukyo from Ranma 1/2. If we can throw in video game characters: Yuffie Kisaragi, Final Fantasy VII. Selphie Tilmet, Quistes Trepe, and Edea Kramer, FFVIII. Aya Brea, Parasite Eve. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/24 "2000-11-28T08:10:00Z")
Lena Hyaena, from Dogpatch. HEY! I’M KIDDIN’!!! ---
**Author:** ![Stimpy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/779978/32.png) [@Stimpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stimpy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/25 "2000-11-28T12:45:08Z")
Would have to go with Meg from ‘Hercules’… ‘Maybe I’ve been throwing the wrong curves at wonderboy…’ - Hades ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/26 "2000-11-28T12:59:16Z")
This thread again? Well, my choice still hasn’t changed - Jessica Rabbit, all the way. And Feynn’s right, she isn’t bad, she’s just drawn that way. ---
**Author:** ![Aghris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecccb3/32.png) [@Aghris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aghris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/27 "2000-11-28T13:17:33Z")
As soon as the ElfQuest film comes out, I’d be doing it with Cutter and Rayek at once. You know what? Throw Skywise in as well. Just for variety. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/28 "2000-11-28T13:23:02Z")
Uniball: Lena Hyena was NOT from Dogpatch. She was a Basil Wolverton creation, not Al Capp’s. God, I hope you were kidding. I have to go with the obvious – Jessica Rabbit. (In Gary Wolverton’s book she was a porno comic star!) ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/29 "2000-11-28T14:03:12Z")
Yeah, it has to be Jessica. Course as far as print is concerned, I always had a thang for Peter Parker’s long suffering Mary Jane. And harking back a few, how bout Josie and them Pussycats? Meow! ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/30 "2000-11-28T14:19:15Z")
Am I the _only_ heterosexual man on Earth who’s wholly **un** attracted to Jessica Rabbit? ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/31 "2000-11-28T14:29:28Z")
Let me second Ukyo from Ranma 1/2! Or Nabiki Tendo. Or from Maison Ikkoku, Kyoko Otonashi…sweet, hard working… ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/32 "2000-11-28T14:45:51Z")
**Aghris** : Absolutely! Cutter and Skywise, together, at the same time…I’m getting light-headed… Jonny Quest, teen version. And Haji, ditto. Together. At the same time. Fainting… \* ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/33 "2000-11-28T15:27:32Z")
For me it is no choice, Holly from _Cool World_. Holly would is she could… ---
**Author:** ![scratch1300](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dfb087/32.png) [@scratch1300](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scratch1300)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/34 "2000-11-28T15:30:17Z")
I think **Barbamama** would be incredible in the sack. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/35 "2000-11-28T15:52:41Z")
The lead character from the final installment in “Heavy Metal” – I think her name is Taarna – is pretty hot. And she has the decided advantage of getting naked. ---
**Author:** ![Jman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jman/32/4416_2.png) [@Jman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jman)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/36 "2000-11-28T15:52:51Z")
Belle from Beauty and the Beast. Hell, most of the Disney chicks are pretty hot for cartoons. ---
**Author:** ![Uniball](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Uniball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uniball)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/37 "2000-11-28T16:13:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CalMeacham \* > \*\*Uniball: > > Lena Hyena was NOT from Dogpatch. She was a Basil Wolverton creation, not Al Capp’s. > > \*\* Nyah. The **name** came from Al Capp. The **face** , from Basil Wolverton. ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/38 "2000-11-28T16:39:43Z")
In the comic strip ‘Nancy’ (the little girl with black curly hair) she’s living with her aunt. The aunt is an absolute babe! And always dressed to kill. Hot damn. Dave ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/39 "2000-11-28T16:42:57Z")
We did this before, didn’t we? I’d do a search and post a link, but I’ve got a pie in the oven. I guess I’d do **Harley Quinn,** the “Batman” villainess with the cute lil’ Brooklyn accent, but she’d have to call me “puddin’” for the duration of the act, and she’d have to leave on the cap and bells. JUST the cap and bells. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/40 "2000-11-28T16:49:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > Am I the _only_ heterosexual man on Earth who’s wholly **un** attracted to Jessica Rabbit? Nope. She doesn’t suit my tastes at all. I’ll cast the first vote for Ryoko from _Tenchi Muyo_. Hard edges, adventurous attitude, and still able to blush–you’ve got to love that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=3)