# So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/41 "2000-11-28T17:00:09Z")
Betty Boop Those tits…those legs…that ass. ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/42 "2000-11-28T17:40:59Z")
That’s easy. Olive Oyl! :eek: :: smack :: Thanks, I need that. I don’t know what happened there. OK, seriously (or as serious as animated sex can be), I would like to bang Blondie’s daughter Cookie. Hell, I’ll bang Blondie, too, along with Herb’s wife. Maybe all 3 at the same time. On film, I’ll take The Little Mermaid, with her sexy red hair. Of course, now that I think about it, I’m not quite sure where I would bang her, since she’s half fish. We’ll just erase the fish part and draw her proper from the waist down, with carpet to match the drapes 🙂 “Under the sea, She’s under me, I love her red hair, But now I need air…” ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/43 "2000-11-28T17:46:20Z")
jesuslynch, I’ve been told I look like Betty Boop with my new haircut, heh. I’ve always had a big crush on Beavis from Beavis & Butthead. I have no idea why, but I’d want to ‘boink’ him if that were possible. ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/44 "2000-11-28T18:01:47Z")
Pictures people, Pictures! Am I the only one who went out of my way to link to the killerest babe around? PICTURES!!! I don’t know what the Hell your talking about without them. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/45 "2000-11-28T18:07:51Z")
Nancy’s aunt was Aunt Fritzi, and she is, indeed, boinkable. The appeal of these Japanese characthers escapes me. The way they all have the same features and those huge eyes just don’t do it for me. They all look like Trixie from Speed Racer or some too cutesy greeting card. Give me a woman…Give me Jessica Rabbit (or maybe Stupefying Jones from Lil’ Abner). PS to uberDave - did you get the tape? how did you like it? ---
**Author:** ![klepto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@klepto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/klepto)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/46 "2000-11-28T18:33:43Z")
She-ra, He-man’s beautiful counterpart. Or, even more boinkable is her red-headed friend always dressed in yellow. What a babe! Hubba hubba! ---
**Author:** ![Ma\_Parrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/dec6dc/32.png) [@Ma\_Parrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ma_Parrot)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/47 "2000-11-28T18:34:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Hastur \* > \*\*For me it would have to be that hunky Mark Trail - _grrrroowl_ \*\* He’s OK, but The Phantom is all muscle! ---
**Author:** ![uberDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f04885/32.png) [@uberDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uberDave)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/48 "2000-11-28T19:00:55Z")
{hijack} Hi Plnnr- Yep. Got the tape. My apologies for the lack of a thank you note. I swear Mom brought me up better than that. The tape was excellent. Brought back many cool memories. Could swear I can hear thunder in the background. Or is that just Phil. Muchas gracias. {end hijack) Now about Aunt Fritzi… she must shop at Victoria’s Secret. Got to love that. ---
**Author:** ![JuanDeCuba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@JuanDeCuba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JuanDeCuba)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/49 "2000-11-28T19:10:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > > Am I the _only_ heterosexual man on Earth who’s wholly **un** attracted to Jessica Rabbit? > > Nope. She doesn’t suit my tastes at all. I’ll cast the first vote for Ryoko from _Tenchi Muyo_. Hard edges, adventurous attitude, and still able to blush–you’ve got to love that. \*\* I agree with you on Jessica Rabbit, but Ryoko? Washu (sp?) was much better. ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/50 "2000-11-28T19:16:18Z")
Give me Jasmine from Alladin. A chick with eyes like that is the only thing that can get me to stop staring at her breasteses all day. ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/51 "2000-11-28T19:23:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > **Pictures people, Pictures!** Sorry. [Here’s one](http://home.kabelfoon.nl/~hansjo/july1/jul4.html) of my little pixie. Since she really started out as a dog, would that make me guilty of beastiality? **Broken Doll** - I can see where someone might say that. But you’re too young for me to comment any more. Hell, I’d go to jail. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/52 "2000-11-28T20:00:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CnoteChris \* > \*\*Pictures people, Pictures! > > Am I the only one who went out of my way to link to the killerest babe around? > > PICTURES!!! > > I don’t know what the Hell your talking about without them. \*\* OK, since you insisted, [here](http://wuarchive.wustl.edu/multimedia/images/jpeg/h/holliwld.jpg) is once again my vote for Holli Would. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/53 "2000-11-28T20:55:42Z")
Okay, [here’s](http://www.harleyquinn.com/hpics.htm) some pics of Harley Quinn. I’m particularly fond of the second one down on the left, the silhouette with the big blue eyes holding the pop-gun. You kin hold MY pop-gun any time you want, Harl. ---
**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/54 "2000-11-28T21:27:47Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21020](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21020) And it must be said… **HellOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Nurse!** ---
**Author:** ![CnoteChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/278dde/32.png) [@CnoteChris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CnoteChris)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/55 "2000-11-28T22:47:54Z")
Well… Thanks. Now I can relate. Where was I when that little Holly trollup was running around? Damn. **Ike** , that picture’s nice. I really didn’t need a schematic of her, but it’s nice. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/56 "2000-11-28T23:04:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by JuanDeCuba \* > I agree with you on Jessica Rabbit, but Ryoko? Washu (sp?) was much better. Washu is admittedly my second choice–but she strikes me as a little more domineering, which is a bit off-putting. For the benefit of those who have no idea who we’re talking about, here is [Ryoko](http://www.westmoon.org/tenchi/image/bestryoko.jpg) and here’s a [group shot](http://www.westmoon.org/tenchi/image/grouptenchi.jpg) showing Washu (the redhead in the lower left). ---
**Author:** ![Tzel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Tzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tzel)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/57 "2000-11-28T23:35:07Z")
I’ll second Jasmine, and I can’t believe no one has nominated **Betty and Veronica**. Some nice three-way action. Mmm-hmm. ---
**Author:** ![bserum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@bserum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bserum)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/58 "2000-11-29T00:31:18Z")
Y’know Jessica Rabbit is just too obvious for me. I’ve been sitting up straight and paying attention whenever Sara Bellum is (partially) on screen. She’s the Mayor’s assistant on the Powerpuff Girls. [http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/doc/ppg/ms/pgms34-5880\_pg034a.html](http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/doc/ppg/ms/pgms34-5880_pg034a.html) ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/59 "2000-11-29T01:08:29Z")
Okay CNoteChris, you asked for pictures, however, I think most people know who Beavis is. For those who don’t: [The Great Cornholio](http://renoir.vill.edu/~rpessogn/corn2.gif) 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Broken\_Doll](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Broken\_Doll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broken_Doll)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/60 "2000-11-29T01:17:36Z")
Oooh, how could I forgot my other cartoon [comic?] fetish: [Tank Girl](http://www.y2krunch.com/petebuilt/tankgirl/tg22_7.jpg) Yummy… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=4)