# So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/61 "2000-11-29T01:56:35Z")
Gambit from X-Men. The accent and red hair are nice. For the life of me I can’t find a picture of him! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/62 "2000-11-29T02:05:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \* > \*\*The 5 Dimitri figurines marching across the top of my monitor testify to my affections for this cartoon hottie. I saw Anastasia three times in the theater for him. Someday, he will be mine. I just know it. \*\* No no no no no!!! Dimitri is MINE!!! All MINE!!! I have three Dimitri dolls, and my room is FULL of _Anastasia_ merchandise! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Juniper200](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@Juniper200](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Juniper200)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/63 "2000-11-29T02:10:12Z")
Oh, but Guinastasia…we mustn’t fight over this. I see we share a love for Dimitri, a love for Mike Nelson and the MST3K gang…surely something can be arranged! I call him on weekends, holidays, and school vacations. ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/64 "2000-11-29T02:11:13Z")
D’oh! I can’t believe I forgot Ryoko! ok, images of a few of the ink ‘n’ pain cuties I selected that haven’t been pictured yet. [Ukyo](http://www.angelfire.com/tn/battleon/ukyo.html) a lot of the images are broken (:() but the ones that are there are nice. [Noa Izumi](http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Shores/2538/noa/image.html), The Girl Who Likes Labors. Couldn’t find any good pics of the others. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/65 "2000-11-29T02:13:16Z")
Some young perv put up a website called “Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail”: [http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/cartoon2.htm) (Warning: Some of his comments are a bit on the raunchy side.) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/66 "2000-11-29T02:22:03Z")
Here is Dimitri…yummy! [http://www.anastasiavideo.com/mul/assets/muls22f.jpg](http://www.anastasiavideo.com/mul/assets/muls22f.jpg) [http://mars.spaceports.com/~onceupon/paris/paris14.jpg](http://mars.spaceports.com/~onceupon/paris/paris14.jpg) (Beavis is kinda cute, Brokendoll-I don’t think I could do him, though…) [http://www.anastasiavideo.com/](http://www.anastasiavideo.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/67 "2000-11-29T02:57:49Z")
I’m WAY too old to be thinking about “boinking” a cartoon character, BUT. If I had the chance it would be the character voiced by Jonathan Frakes in Gargoyles, Xanatos(sp?) Beyond rich, good looking, ruthless. ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/68 "2000-11-29T03:38:28Z")
Remy LeBeau: [Gambit](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3282/pics/orleans.jpg) [Gambit](http://www.geocities.com/Area51/3282/pics/gambit97.jpg) (for Welfy) Nightwing Warren Worthington III (Angel/Archangel) Several different versions of Tarzan Cutter, Skywise, yes–also Scouter and Redlance. ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/69 "2000-11-29T03:39:28Z")
Amen to the Ranma 1/2 ideas, including Shampoo… ooohhhh. I also agree with the chick in the last sequence from “Heavy Metal.” And the one that gets vaporized. Damn! Also, there is a random anime called “Goldenboy” when a luckless lad gets a job in an office full of HOT intelligent women! Yowza! ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/70 "2000-11-29T03:42:13Z")
Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent’s date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures. What was her name? And did she sleep around with Bruce too?? I don’t remember. All I can see is that smile… ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/71 "2000-11-29T04:05:40Z")
I’ve always wondered – if Sara Bellum from Powerpuff Girls had nephews or nieces, would that make her Auntie Bellum? It also seemed clear to me that Jessica and Roger Rabbit must have had a kid, who they named after detective Eddie Valiant. He went into the music biz … ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/72 "2000-11-29T04:17:55Z")
Any of the guys from Ronin Warriors are majorly hot. I like the guy with the green hair the best…Rowan? I’ll find a picture sometime… Oh yeah, Squall from those Final Fantasy games. Wow! ---
**Author:** ![mack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mack)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/73 "2000-11-29T04:26:27Z")
Blondie. Oh, and Brandy from Liberty Meadows. Maybe a three-way? ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/74 "2000-11-29T05:01:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ElusiveMiser \* > **Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent’s date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures.** You mean Lana Lang, the one he knows from Smallville? ---
**Author:** ![pkbites](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pkbites/32/204_2.png) [@pkbites](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pkbites)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/75 "2000-11-29T07:31:49Z")
during my partying college days there was a guy I’d hang with who would carry on something fierce about She-ra (spelling?) from the He-Man show. When everyone was stoned and this guy would go on about how hot she was and how bummed he was that he’s never get to do her, it was hillarious! I can’t believe no one said Marge Simpson so they could find out if she has naturally blue hair.:p: ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/76 "2000-11-29T07:42:37Z")
I agree, Ryoko is a **babe** , I’d do her in an instant. Eve from Megazone 23-part 3, is also a major boinkable. Chizu and Tomae in Usagi are rather…nice and boinkable. Erma Felna is very boinkable. Firepetal from Vicki Wyman’s Xanadu is also a hot babe, but then I have a thing for dragonesses. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/77 "2000-11-29T09:15:39Z")
I like the short, older one from Tenchi Muyo (sp?). That faerie in ‘Wizards’ was hot, too… And the wife of Goofy’s bullying neighbor is hot too. ---
**Author:** ![Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@Amazing\_Tiki\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amazing_Tiki_God)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/78 "2000-11-29T11:38:02Z")
Rather than type an excessively long list I’ll just give my top 5 1. Aries from Final Fantasy VII [http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/9135/Aerith.html](http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Lair/9135/Aerith.html) 2. the entire cast of sailor moon females 3. Daria 4. Jessica Rabbit from Who Framed Roger Rabbit 5. the cartoon girl from Cool World ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/79 "2000-11-29T15:30:57Z")
[http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/blondie/about.htm](http://www.kingfeatures.com/features/comics/blondie/about.htm) Go to the comic for October 18th Blondie and her daughter Oh and all the Disney heroines. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/80 "2000-11-29T18:28:25Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Juniper200 \* > \*\*Oh, but Guinastasia…we mustn’t fight over this. I see we share a love for Dimitri, a love for Mike Nelson and the MST3K gang…surely something can be arranged! I call him on weekends, holidays, and school vacations. \*\* Hmmm…oookay…but I call him on weekdays, and how about we split the ODD holidays and even holidays… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987.md?page=5)