# So, which cartoon characters do you want to boink? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 28, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987 "2000-11-28T05:33:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/81 "2000-11-29T23:46:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Tengu \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ElusiveMiser \* > > **Oh, I forgot. All the Batman vilanesses. And Clark Kent’s date (not Louis, but the foxy redhead) on the new Batman/Superman Adventures.** > > You mean Lana Lang, the one he knows from Smallville? > > \*\* Yeah! She was even hot in the flashback or time travel or whatever episode. And more in my league at that point too. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/82 "2000-11-29T23:53:16Z")
Sailor Mercury. She has that sort of school-girl innocence. And Rei Ayanami from Neon Genesis. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/83 "2000-11-30T00:46:27Z")
Thanks for the link, don. That was my old thread, and my choices are still the same. Marge Simpson, and Jessie from Real Adventures of Johnny Quest- if she’s old enough. ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/84 "2000-11-30T00:56:18Z")
Oh, I forgot to mention Trent from Daria. Oh baby! No wonder Daria likes him! Picture: [http://www.angelfire.com/wa/adf/junk1.html](http://www.angelfire.com/wa/adf/junk1.html) ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/85 "2000-11-30T02:21:27Z")
OK, I have to admit to not having the patience to read all of the posts, since I just found it so amazing that someone started this thread. So, many of these will probably be repeats. I was just debating with friends about it the other day. We came up with: 1.) Miss Buxley from Beetle Bailey. 2.) Lois (from Hi and Lois). Keeping her figure nicely. 3.) Blondie. Still has the great figure. 4.) Hagar’s daughter. Nice rack. 5.) Sexy broad from B.C. Not too shabby. 6.) Nancy’s Aunt Fritzi. Fine, fine woman. That’s it; we all also agreed that April from the old Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was hot too, but I don’t even think that’s around anymore. ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/86 "2000-11-30T02:38:25Z")
**Melody** from “Josie and the Pussycats” Meeeee **ooooowww!!!** What’s _wrong_ with you people? …and if we’re talking about _comicbook_ characters, that’s a whole different thread…don’t _even_ get me started… [sub]Okay, maybe just a _mention_ of VooDoo from “WILDCats”…but that’s all for now…"[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/87 "2000-11-30T03:03:07Z")
Calico Bates–from _SWAT Cats_ Shao Lin–from _Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys_ Lynn Minmei–from_Robotech_ Dana Sterling–likewise _Robotech_ Maid Marion–from Disney’s _Robin Hood_ ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/88 "2000-11-30T03:53:47Z")
I just want to say that \*Boinkable \* is my new favorite word. Thanks Narile! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/89 "2000-11-30T05:33:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor \* > Maid Marion–from Disney’s _Robin Hood_ Haven’t seen a TV version, but in the movie she was a fox. ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/90 "2000-11-30T05:52:56Z")
Soitanly My dear, you are most welcome. ---
**Author:** ![MarsDragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@MarsDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MarsDragon)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/91 "2000-11-30T05:54:15Z")
I cast my votes for: [Big Fire of Giant Robo](http://members.tripod.com/~giantrobo/images/BigFire7.JPG) [Miki of Revoutionary Girl Utena(He’s the blue one.)](http://www.goldensenshi.com/becka/bshb/gallery/Juri4.html) [Touga. Also of Utena](http://www.goldensenshi.com/becka/bshb/gallery/Touga4.html) [Dios. Utena.](http://fairytaleprince.tripod.com/older009.html) I’ll probly(sp?) think of more once I leave the computer. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/92 "2000-11-30T06:50:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jesuslynch \* > \*\*Betty Boop > > Those tits…those legs…that ass. \*\* That big ol’ head. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2000, 9:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/93 "2000-11-30T09:25:24Z")
Belle, from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast. Jet Girl, from Tank Girl. Anastasia, complete with Meg Ryan’s voice. Death, from Sandman. Jane, from Disney’s Tarzan. Those teenaged Goofy girls look damned cute. I’ve looked around for pictures, but after not finding any good ones of any of them (I can’t find any drawings of Jet Girl, it’s always Naomi Watts from the movie - who is still delicious, but ain’t what we’re lookin’ for here) I gave up. So make up your own in your head. ---
**Author:** ![No\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@No\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Fear)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/94 "2000-12-12T20:02:56Z")
**Rose is Rose** when she’s got her biker leathers on! ---
**Author:** ![No\_Fear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@No\_Fear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/No_Fear)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/95 "2000-12-12T20:06:39Z")
And **Rose is Rose** when she’s wearing pyjamas and playing kissing games. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/96 "2000-12-13T01:18:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mack \* > \*\*Blondie. > > Oh, and Brandy from Liberty Meadows. > > Maybe a three-way? \*\* **mack** , I so agree with [Brandy](http://www.libertymeadows.com/brandyfun.htm) from Liberty Meadows. Of course, it seems as if she’s being replaced by Jen, which is fine by me. (and no, I couldn’t find a picture of Jen to link to for those who have asked after such things.) More strangely, I have it bad for [Calvin’s mom](http://www.ucomics.com/calvinandhobbes/characters.htm). Soccer mom fantasies, you see. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/97 "2000-12-13T01:34:03Z")
**Slappy Squirrel**. No, really. Who knows why, but she’s the one for me. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/98 "2000-12-13T01:34:26Z")
JASMINE from Aladdin! Damn, I’d love to get with that! Any of the women from Ranma 1/2, excluding the ones meant to bu ugly (uhhh, shampoos grandma… bleck). Basically, all of the disney women, any and all of the supervillianesses there ever were, and all the hentai chix. What’s great about cartoons is you can create the perfect woman and never sleep with her, which keeps the fantasies so much more vivid. Oh, maybe I’d sleep with myself also. (C’mon, you MUST have seen Totoro! It’s classic! I’m bug and furry, and there’s more of me to love!) (ewwwwwww!) ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/99 "2000-12-13T01:36:02Z")
How Did I forget all of the Gen 13 women? And, for only the really big hentais, vitual nobuko. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2000, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-which-cartoon-characters-do-you-want-to-boink/42987/100 "2000-12-13T02:54:10Z")
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