# So, who is your celebrity love match?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 30, 2002, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650 "2002-12-30T08:39:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 8:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/1 "2002-12-30T08:39:38Z")

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I went to [http://www.eonline.com/On/StarDates/index.html?fdfour4](http://www.eonline.com/On/StarDates/index.html?fdfour4) and went through their questionnaire to see who my love match is.

Yes, my match seems to be Dustin Diamond.

_sigh_

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**Author:** ![Daowajan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3bc359/32.png) [@Daowajan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daowajan)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/2 "2002-12-30T09:10:56Z")

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Hm. Phyllis Diller, apparently. I think I’m a bit young for her.

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/3 "2002-12-30T10:28:26Z")

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I don’t care what it says. Everyone knows that my two celebrity matches are Claudia Christan and Jeremy Irons.

_flips hair_

_humph_

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/4 "2002-12-30T12:55:46Z")

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According to emode, Sting.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/5 "2002-12-30T13:13:32Z")

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Phyllis Diller?! :eek:

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/6 "2002-12-30T14:30:49Z")

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‘Tootie’ Fields!

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**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/7 "2002-12-30T14:36:11Z")

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Get outta here **spooje** …I saw her first.

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**Author:** ![VenusProbe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e495f1/32.png) [@VenusProbe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VenusProbe)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2002, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/8 "2002-12-30T15:02:55Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*‘Tootie’ Fields! \*\*

Wow, me too!  
Although she’s a little old for me. 😃

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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/9 "2002-12-31T07:51:24Z")

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Jill Wheling :eek:

! Jill Wheling !  
I really wanted to be matched up with **Brad Pitt**.😃

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/10 "2002-12-31T07:59:31Z")

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I got Dustin Diamond, but I already know my celebrity match. It’s James Marsters. He’s saving himself for me…

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/11 "2002-12-31T08:07:08Z")

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Butch Patrick. Yeah. Eddie Munster. Eddie…Munster.

Gee, this vomit’s going to be tricky to clean out from all these crevices on the keyboard.

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**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/12 "2002-12-31T08:13:31Z")

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Phyllis Diller  
And I didn’t even pick creepy.

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**Author:** ![Igloo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Igloo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Igloo)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/13 "2002-12-31T08:14:37Z")

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In my tired state did I do something wrong or is the cut-off age for prospective dates really 22? Can it get any smary-er? Holy cow.

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/14 "2002-12-31T08:21:37Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Igloo \*  
> \*\*In my tired state did I do something wrong or is the cut-off age for prospective dates really 22? Can it get any smary-er? Holy cow. \*\*

It’s the tired state. It’s an age range, not a cut off…19-22, and then something in the 70’s and 80’s. Don’t worry, it could happen to anyone. It’s probably for the best though…you don’t want to risk it. Leave the cite alone. You might wind up unwillingly picturing Eddie Munster naked, due to some horrid reflex when your results come in. Oops, the phrase ‘Eddie Munster naked’ probably just triggered that exact effect when reading it right there in print. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/15 "2002-12-31T08:29:28Z")

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Despite what they said (ughh) I know my perfect celebrity love match is Salma Hayek.

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**Author:** ![ElwoodCuse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/edb3f5/32.png) [@ElwoodCuse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElwoodCuse)\
**Post date:** [December 31, 2002, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/16 "2002-12-31T15:29:26Z")

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Kirsten Dunst. She just doesn’t know it yet.

(har!) d&r

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**Author:** ![ninevah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@ninevah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ninevah)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 8:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/17 "2003-01-01T08:44:44Z")

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GARY COLEMAN?!?!?

_whatchoutalkinbout,e!online?_

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/18 "2003-01-01T16:13:17Z")

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Jill Wheling.

Um, yeah.

The most amusing “Celebrity love match” quiz I’ve ever taken paired me up with Les Claypool of Primus.

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**Author:** ![dragongirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b38774/32.png) [@dragongirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dragongirl)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/19 "2003-01-01T18:15:09Z")

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Gary Coleman ?

I’ve got to go take that test again.

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**Author:** ![Albert\_Rose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9de053/32.png) [@Albert\_Rose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Albert_Rose)\
**Post date:** [January 1, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-is-your-celebrity-love-match/145650/20 "2003-01-01T18:36:32Z")

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Who the hell is Jill Whelan?

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