# So who knows the Oil Thigh?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 3, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471 "2003-06-03T23:19:22Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/21 "2003-06-04T14:36:35Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Magayuk \*  
> \*\*you could see me, over to the left, the chick in a black tee with red & silver hair. \*\*

How YOU doin’? 😉

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/22 "2003-06-04T14:38:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Grey \*  
> \*\*I was in Vic so I just got to look at cute girls. I suffered, how I suffered.😃 \*\*

You might have gotto look at them… bUt when I was there, they all came to Leonard for a good time… I was the lucky one.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/23 "2003-06-04T14:45:32Z")

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**Magayuk** Silver and Red? No purple hair at the pole?

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/24 "2003-06-04T14:47:13Z")

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Purple FROSH?

Next you’ll be telling them to put on their jackets before Christmas!

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/25 "2003-06-04T14:55:22Z")

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We weren’t allowed gentian violet until the McGill game. Thems the rules.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/26 "2003-06-04T14:55:30Z")

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We used to get baptized in bath tubs of gentian violet **Curious** , crawl on hands and knees around the parking lot and up the stairs to Clark, kiss the golden tit (old speed bump by Clark/Bookstore) and elephant walk while hurling abuse at Arts and Comm students. On the upside we hung out with the nurses. Now that I’ve dated myself I hobble off. 😉

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/27 "2003-06-04T14:59:45Z")

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We had to do the crawl as well, but all we got was a lousy t-shirt and a tam, there were no pretty colours until after we ‘mounted the greased pole’. 🙂

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**Author:** ![cowgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8c91f0/32.png) [@cowgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cowgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/28 "2003-06-04T15:43:27Z")

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I didn’t attend Queen’s but I got drunk many, many, many times there with my friends who did.

What, you mean Kingston isn’t always blurry and swaying and buried in snow?

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/29 "2003-06-04T15:54:48Z")

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I remember taking the M3 to the Poingnant Tiger and shackling pheasants to the sideboards. Those were some shenanigans.

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**Author:** ![evilhomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/43a26b/32.png) [@evilhomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhomer)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/30 "2003-06-04T19:04:50Z")

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> _Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \*  
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> Anyone here old enough to remember going to The Wellington to hear Gerry O’Kane?_\*

Yes. Arts/Sci 98. Although I must admit I don’t know any words to Oil Thigh. I never was much for school spirit. Maybe it’s because I went part time for all but my last year. I also never set foot in Alfies - I do miss GW though.

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**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/31 "2003-06-04T19:16:00Z")

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Anyone remember Dollar Bills? Damn it I’m doing it again. 🙂

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**Author:** ![evilhomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/43a26b/32.png) [@evilhomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilhomer)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/32 "2003-06-04T19:54:18Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Grey \*  
> \*\*Anyone remember Dollar Bills? Damn it I’m doing it again. 🙂 \*\*

Yep, although I remember it more from my High School years than University. It used to be the easiest place to get in to underage.

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**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/33 "2003-06-04T20:39:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \*  
> I had no idea Esprix came went to the greatest university in the universe. Or was that just a lame joke?

Neither.

Now go read your location caption and try to grow a sense of humor.

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**Author:** ![nitek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@nitek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitek)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/34 "2003-06-04T21:43:11Z")

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From what I’ve heard, some things have changed since you old folks left…

For one Alfie’s is a lot different. I heard it used to have picnic benches or something like that inside and was a really cool hangout place… now it has a much more “club” atmosphere. Clark Hall was recently renovated and looks really nice now (luckily the headrests above the urinals are still there).  
Leonard is now half-coed… So Leonard west is normal and Leonard east is the same old sausage-fest.

Somethings that still stayed the same: Ban Righ still sucks like a Hoover…  
Fire alarms!! This past year they were malfunctioning in Vic so we had at _least_ 2-3 every week for the entire winter without fail.

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/35 "2003-06-04T23:54:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by nitek \*  
> \*\*Fire alarms!! This past year they were malfunctioning in Vic so we had at _least_ 2-3 every week for the entire winter without fail. \*\*

I think that’s how they are supposed to function.  
I remember one night standing outside in basically a bra and a pair of shorts for over an hour before they would let us back in Brock. Middle of winter in this slushy goop.

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**Author:** ![nitek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@nitek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitek)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/36 "2003-06-05T00:14:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Magayuk \*  
> \*\*I think that’s how they are supposed to function.  
> I remember one night standing outside in basically a bra and a pair of shorts for over an hour before they would let us back in Brock. Middle of winter in this slushy goop. \*\*

You mean fire alarms can last less than an hour?

I’d prefer slushy goop over -20 degree weather. But after the first two weeks they started letting us into Stirling while we waited.

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**Author:** ![Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Horrifying\_Howler\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horrifying_Howler_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/37 "2003-06-05T04:37:22Z")

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That was nice of em, they wouldn’t let us into Morris.

I had a friend who was in Victoria Hall (I think??, the big one) that one looked pretty good, I don’t think she ever had to stand outside in her underwear.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/38 "2003-06-05T05:33:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by CuriousCanuck \*
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> **Arts 99 here!  
> …  
> Anyone here old enough to remember going to The Wellington to hear Gerry O’Kane?**

Oh, you children. I’m too old to have experienced that!

What’s the Sport of Kings?  
Queen’s! Queen’s! Queen’s!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/39 "2003-06-05T07:37:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Zenster \*  
> \*\*Neither.
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> Now go read your location caption and try to grow a sense of humor. \*\*

Ye Gads. And here I thought after reading the OP, this was one of those threads where little moderator attention was necessary.

Could you tone it down a notch or two, **Zenster**? Looks like **CuriousCanuck** didn’t get your joke. Hardly something to rake someone over the coals about. Especially not in this forum, as you undoubtedly know.

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**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\
**Post date:** [June 5, 2003, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-who-knows-the-oil-thigh/179471/40 "2003-06-05T13:48:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Coldfire \*  
> \*\*Ye Gads. And here I thought after reading the OP, this was one of those threads where little moderator attention was necessary.
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> Could you tone it down a notch or two, **Zenster**? Looks like **CuriousCanuck** didn’t get your joke. Hardly something to rake someone over the coals about. Especially not in this forum, as you undoubtedly know. \*\*

Thanks **Coldfire**. There were TWO ways to take his pun. One nice and one not so nice. And considering the source…

Anyway… since this is in MPSIMS and it is a thread about the greatest university in the universe…

_Get out your ol’ Queen’s sweater, the dirtier the better.  
And we’ll all have another pint of beer  
MORE BEER!  
Cause it’s not for the knowledge that we go to the college  
But to raise hell all the year!_

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