Yeah, it is a surprise, especially since the options you provided are weighted towards negative responses.
People who are saying, “I’ve been on a cruise once, didn’t like it. Never again,” are kind of like someone who says “I saw a movie once, didn’t like it. Never again.” As others have pointed out, there are many types of cruises, for many different types of itineraries and travelers.
Yes, at one end there are 6,000-passenger ships crowded with noisy kids and drunken party animals. At the other are 200-pax excursion ships, ultra-luxury ships and around-the-world cruises for six months or more.
Of course, cruising is not for everyone. But one bad experience or a news report about a black swan event (e.g. hantavirus outbreak) is not necessarily a good reason to categorically rule out ever taking a cruise.
To touch on a couple of specific points raised above:
As @rsat3acr mentions below, Viking (and other premium lines) offer smaller, adult-only ships that might be more to your liking.
If you’re thinking of meals with fixed seating times at large tables with other people not of your choosing, those days are long gone. On our four cruises together, my wife and I always had a table for two, except when we were traveling with another couple.
If you and your partner don’t want to interact with other people, you won’t be forced to, except to the extent of walking down hallways, being in public spaces like restaurants, etc. Which is not much different from staying in a hotel.
There is only one ship that cruises between the Hawaiian islands, Norwegian’s Pride of America. My wife and I did the seven-day, four-island cruise a couple of months ago. Here’s what I had to say about it in another thread. TL/DR: except for the fact that it took us to four islands without having to pack and unpack at every stop, we didn’t care for the ship, the food, or the other passengers. That thread also outlines a lot of what my wife and I really like about Viking.
A few lines sail from the West Coast to Hawaii (or vice versa), but only stop at one or two islands, and you fly the other way. So lots of days at sea (which some people like), but if you want to visit any other islands, you’re on your own.
If you have unlimited time, or want to dig deep into two or three cities during a two-week trip, a cruise is probably not right for you. But if you want to cram more places into a short period, cruises are great.
For example, in the summer of 2023, my wife and I took Viking’s Empires of the Mediterranean cruise. We flew to Florence, Italy, spent two days there, two days in Venice, then boarded the ship and visited Slovenia; Zadar in Croatia; Dubrovnik and Kotor in Montenegro; Olympia and Santorini in Greece, and ended with four days in Athens.
So that’s seven ports in seven days. And of course, you could easily spend days exploring and enjoying each one of those lovely cities. But in the real world that kind of time and money isn’t available to most ordinary folks. Jumping off the ship to see the high points is better than not going at all.
And that kind of trip is where good cruise ships shine, because you don’t have to check in and out of hotels and pack and unpack at every stop.
Regardless of where one’s cruise is, ISTM that most of one’s time would be spent on the ship, including a good chunk of one’s waking hours.
Not at all, unless that’s what you want (and some people do). Usually your ship will have docked by the time you wake up, and if you’re only spending one day in that port, you might have to be back on board by 5 or 6 pm. But that leaves almost 12 hours in which to do as much as you want in the area.
The ship will provide excursions (usually over-priced), you can book your own through Viator or some such site, or you can go out and explore on your own, freestyle.
In some ports you stay two days, so you’ll have even more time. On our Hawaii trip, the ship stayed overnight in Kauai. We have friends who live there and were happy to be our tour guides for two days, and let us stay overnight in their house.
In short, there are many reasons for cruising, and many types of cruises, cruise ships, and cruise passengers. Just because one type doesn’t suit you doesn’t mean that some other might not.
Commasense’s large ship history
Crossings:
NY to UK, Cunard QE2, 1971
UK to NY, Holland America Nieuw Amsterdam, 1971
Cruises:
Bahamas, 4 days, Big Red Boat, 1991
Bermuda, 7 days, Celebrity, 2005
Alaska, 7 days, Princess, 2011
Venice to Athens, 10 days, Viking, 2023
Norway/Northern Lights, 12 days, Viking 2025
Egypt/Nile, Viking, 12 days, Dec. 2026.