# So who's gotten laid by a doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524 "2000-04-25T23:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/1 "2000-04-25T23:09:00Z")
How many people made a love connection with a member of the Straight Dope? I’m suspecting a few of you have through these conventions you hold. ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/2 "2000-04-25T23:10:00Z")
I’ve had sex with neuro-trash grrrl a few times. Oh, wait… * * * Here lies Pierre de Fermat. Unfortunately, there is not enough room on this tombstone for a proper epitaph. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/3 "2000-04-25T23:12:00Z")
My husband has. Does that count? 🙂 * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/4 "2000-04-25T23:29:00Z")
Only in my mind… * * * What? I only spilled one beer, so you’re going to cut me off? May your eyelids dry up and your eyeballs fall out of their sockets. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/5 "2000-04-25T23:30:00Z")
This thread can either become VERY amusing or VERY ugly. Maybe a little bit of both… I’m in Amsterdam. People don’t get laid over here. We go to church, and once a year, to the carnival. That’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/6 "2000-04-25T23:52:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by concrete: > \*\*How many people made a love connection with a member of the Straight Dope? > > I’m suspecting a few of you have through these conventions you hold.\*\* A **few???** Where the hell have **you** been??? _Everybody_ that goes to the meetings gets laid!!! They’re all big, drug-infested orgies!!! You didn’t realize that? Sheesh! * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/7 "2000-04-25T23:53:00Z")
:: Kicking back and watching the fireworks… :: Buwahahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/8 "2000-04-25T23:54:00Z")
Wait for Brian to say something, Im sure he can clue you in. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/9 "2000-04-25T23:59:00Z")
I have, by TheLION, for 22 years, and hopefully will continue to for at least 100 more. * * * “Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys. Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/10 "2000-04-26T00:02:00Z")
I’m saving myself for marriage. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/11 "2000-04-26T00:18:00Z")
I’ve gotten laid with Mrs. Rastahomie several times, every which way. I got her drunk at the Springfield gathering, and the sex has been pretty regular since then. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/12 "2000-04-26T00:23:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > \*\* > > I’m in Amsterdam. People don’t get laid over here. We go to church, and once a year, to the carnival. That’s it.\*\* That explains quite bit bit then. 🙂 * * * Destroyer of grammar matser or typos. Typo artist fo the world Untie! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/13 "2000-04-26T00:28:00Z")
No comment. Anyone know of any jobs in Texas, btw? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/14 "2000-04-26T00:29:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > I’m in Amsterdam. People don’t get laid over here. We go to church, and once a year, to the carnival. That’s it. Lay off the booze, dude. _You_, of all people, are not fooling anybody. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/15 "2000-04-26T00:37:00Z")
This will be a great thread once everyone quits the coy winks and nudges…get to the dirt you sissies! ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/16 "2000-04-26T01:04:00Z")
Cold, you have got to be kidding!!! Hmm well I almost slept with Ultress last summer but the hotel found another bed for our room 😉 * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/17 "2000-04-26T01:05:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Omniscient: > This will be a great thread once everyone quits the coy winks and nudges…get to the dirt you sissies! OK Omni. Spill it. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/18 "2000-04-26T01:09:00Z")
All I ever got was a kiss ☹ But _what_ a kiss * * * “I guess one person can make a difference, although most of the time they probably shouldn’t.” ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/19 "2000-04-26T01:09:00Z")
Shut up, Omni! We agreed not to tell anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/20 "2000-04-26T01:10:00Z")
Oh Coldy, that’s old news. You told me about that eons ago. 😉 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524.md?page=2)