# So who's gotten laid by a doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524 "2000-04-25T23:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/21 "2000-04-26T01:21:00Z")
I’m with Moosie. You first, Omni. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![TN\_hippie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TN\_hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TN_hippie)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/22 "2000-04-26T01:32:00Z")
I don’t _kiss and tell_. ---
**Author:** ![violetfem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/dbc845/32.png) [@violetfem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violetfem)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/23 "2000-04-26T01:36:00Z")
Ok…this is my first time here…sort of a Cecil “virgin” ~ and to show you HOW very stupid I am, I read this thread because I thought it was about being laid by someone who “uses drugs” ~ or has…lame, very lame I know…but nonetheless true. Instead, I found myself sucked into an Alice in Wonderland ( well, ok…Straight Doper in Wonderland) recounting of …\ past daliances…hummmm… 🙂 This is already an interesting place. Nice to meet some of you. TMI on some of you too 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/24 "2000-04-26T01:41:00Z")
Oh, God, everyone run. She got ahold of the website… (mumbling about needing to get of the house more often…) 😉 Please say hello to Violet. She’s harmless. Really. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/25 "2000-04-26T01:48:00Z")
Her profile says she’s a counselor. Troi? ---
**Author:** ![Angkins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/fbc32d/32.png) [@Angkins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angkins)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/26 "2000-04-26T02:01:00Z")
Sex? I’m sorry you must be mistaken. We are here to only discuss serious issues and sex never comes up…ever.I certainly would never engage in that sort of activity. 😃 :😁: and if you believe that I have a piece of land in New Brunswck to sell you. * * * Thanks for the smile this morning. How do you feel about doing someone you don’t know? Please, please, please (on my knees) please, please _~~ originally posted by GolfWidow_ ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/27 "2000-04-26T02:03:00Z")
Come on. Spill it. I, for one, have never even seen another Doper, much less…well, ya know. But I think some people are holding back on us. Kiss. Tell. Come ON! * * * “I go on guilt trips a couple of time a year. Mom books them for me.” A custom made Wally .sig! ```auto My iguana's sick. He's all floppy. Could he have Reptile dysfunction? -Chef Troy, Haiku Master ``` ---
**Author:** ![violetfem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/dbc845/32.png) [@violetfem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/violetfem)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/28 "2000-04-26T02:13:00Z")
[QUOTE] Originally posted by Coldfire: **Her profile says she’s a counselor. Troi?** [/QUOTE I actually wrote I was a counselor ??? \ I think the actual term is “head shrinker extrodinaire.” Speaking of which, why are all shrunken heads adorned with dark hair ??? I have never seen a tow headed shrunken head… (at least not in this closet) 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/29 "2000-04-26T02:15:00Z")
Yes. By forty-three…no, forty-FOUR of them. What? _What?_ C’mon, I thought we were supposed to be HONEST. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/30 "2000-04-26T06:36:00Z")
Does having sex with a (registered) lurker count? If so, I’m in! * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/31 "2000-04-26T07:58:00Z")
Well Omni, we are waiting, I told about having sex with TheLION. Your turn my dear. 😛 * * * [http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/chicken.gif](http://flowerkitty.tripod.com/smile/chicken.gif) “Ayesha, Who can bend minds with her spoon” sig. by WallyM7 profile by UncleBeer, thanks guys. Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 9:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/32 "2000-04-26T09:26:00Z")
I’ve wholely failed at landing another doper…If I had dirt I’d be the first to share it. Now come on you freaks! ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/33 "2000-04-26T13:46:00Z")
If fantasizing counts — and the church says it does — then a whole bunch of you have had sex with me. How was I? * * * Live a Lush Life Da Chef ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/34 "2000-04-26T13:52:00Z")
5-7-5 Chef. It was strange. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/35 "2000-04-26T13:54:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Chef Troy: > If fantasizing counts — and the church says it does — then a whole bunch of you have had sex with me. > > How was I? The earth moved, dear. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/36 "2000-04-26T14:24:00Z")
I am like Jupiter up in the clouds! I have made love with you all tonight!!! oh wait… Oscars flashback. Sorry. * * * All I wanna do is to thank you, even though I don’t know who you are… ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/37 "2000-04-26T14:53:00Z")
Gotten laid **by** a doper? That just suggests such a _passive_ role… ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/38 "2000-04-26T15:48:00Z")
> [@](#): > > So who’s gotten laid by a doper? Heck, I am as of this very moment. ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/39 "2000-04-26T15:56:00Z")
Well, Cheffie, you were truly incredible! I am still trying to catch my breath after that letter from you… 😉 As for me, I can unequivicably say a definite _YES_! And, before the tongues start wagging, I’m referring to my hubby, Mr Bear, who is now an occasional poster on the boards. 😉 As to fantasies…well, that’s for me to know, and you all to guess at… 😃 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/40 "2000-04-26T16:06:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Coldfire: > **Her profile says she’s a counselor. Troi?** That would definitely pique _my_ interest, particulary if she has that same sexy accent! Welcome aboard, Violet! * * * VB I’ve performed a complete diagnosis of your car. It’s broken. - A Wally original! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524.md?page=3)