# So who's gotten laid by a doper? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 25, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524 "2000-04-25T23:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/41 "2000-04-26T16:46:00Z")
My bad! I forgot to welcome the newest member of the purple family! Welcome, many welcomes to you violetfem!! Hope you’ll be here a long time. Looking forward to reading your posts. 🙂 * * * You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming. Og Mandino That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\ ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/42 "2000-04-27T05:08:00Z")
Heh. I’ll _never_ tell. Actually, a certain newbie and I are… \< Yelps as a pole comes from offstage and yanks me by the neck \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/43 "2000-04-27T05:35:00Z")
Yes. * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two weeks, three days, 15 hours, 35 minutes and 33 seconds. 705 cigarettes not smoked, saving $88.25. Life saved: 2 days, 10 hours, 45 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/44 "2000-04-26T18:19:00Z")
I wish! * * * [ul][li]“Shayna… [one of] the most despised posters on this board.” As declared by WallyM7. (And if you want to know who the others are, [click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/007220.html). I’m in very good company!)[/li][li]“Mom, he’s a neo Nazi! He’s a doctor also? Well…” - an original WallyM7 sig.[/li]“How wonderful it is that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve the world.” - Anne Frank[/ul] ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/45 "2000-04-26T18:29:00Z")
My ex-girlfriend did. But she never posted here, so I can’t say that I have. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/46 "2000-04-26T18:54:00Z")
SwimmingRiddles, I don’t kiss & tell. I especially don’t have sex & tell. I could have laid a lot more women here if I was a chocolatier. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/47 "2000-04-26T19:00:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by TheNerd: > **My ex-girlfriend did. But she never posted here, so I can’t say that I have.** You think you can get away with those coy hints? Spill it! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/48 "2000-04-26T19:18:00Z")
Where are those drug filled orgies at anyways? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![skingraftat75mph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@skingraftat75mph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/skingraftat75mph)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/49 "2000-04-26T19:47:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by violetfem: > **Ok…this is my first time here…sort of a Cecil “virgin” ~ and to show you HOW very stupid I am, I read this thread because I thought it was about being laid by someone who “uses drugs” ~ or has…lame, very lame I know…but nonetheless true.** Would you feel better knowing you’re not alone? It usually takes me about three tries to put the ole two and two together. Just for the sake of thread drift, sex with “dopers” has its advantages. Hearing the orgasms you provided being described as wondrous fields of vision and color (not verbatim, but I’m really not making that up)certainly doesn’t hurt the ego, even if you know it’s that last un-lysergicized brain cell talking. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/50 "2000-04-26T20:21:00Z")
Oops, I almost forgot: In the “Psychic Orgasms” thread, Chef Troy said that it was actually _him_ sneaking in my window at night. So I guess I _have_ gotten laid by a Doper! And if the psychic orgasms I had were any indication, sex with Chef Troy totally **rocks,** and I would highly recommend it to everyone! 😃 * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![SINsApple](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb8c5e/32.png) [@SINsApple](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SINsApple)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/51 "2000-04-26T21:08:00Z")
I’m with Purplebear: I have my bf, who is also a registered poster/lurker (he has only posted once, and it was just to prove to me that he was registered) * * * Rather, I was in the position of a spore which, having finally accepted its destiny as a fungus, still wonders if it might produce penicillin. –Ayi Kwei Armah ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/52 "2000-04-26T23:51:00Z")
Coy hints? Think about it, Arnold. The obvious interpretation is the correct one. There is a Houston dopers convention coming up though… ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/53 "2000-04-27T15:09:00Z")
Search for those messages where we talked about who you’d like to date here. That’s the best way to get laid. * * * “‘How do you know I’m mad’ said Alice. 'You must be, ’ said the Cat, ‘or you wouldn’t have come here.’” ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/54 "2000-04-27T18:41:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Omniscient: > **I’ve wholely failed at landing another doper…If I had dirt I’d be the first to share it.** which is exactly why you don’t have a chance, dear. ---
**Author:** ![Sassy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@Sassy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sassy)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/55 "2000-04-27T18:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Democritus: > \*\* A **few???** Where the hell have **you** been??? _Everybody_ that goes to the meetings gets laid!!! They’re all big, drug-infested orgies!!! You didn’t realize that? Sheesh! > > \*\* Demo, my dear - what did I do to deserve being left out? I even have my own drugs… I’m with Cheffie - if fantasy is counted, there’s a lot of you that can add yourselves, but I am discreet. As for you, Chef - ooh la la! ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/56 "2000-04-27T19:38:00Z")
TheNerd, you totally whooshed me! :o I think I’m getting more stupid with age. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/57 "2000-04-27T19:46:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Sassy: > \*\* which is exactly why you don’t have a chance, dear.\*\* Yet another reason why I love Sassy so much. _gives Sassy a high-five_ ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/58 "2000-04-27T22:24:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by Talkinsquirrel: > **Where are those drug filled orgies at anyways? 🙂** I would tell you, but then I would have to kill you. Of course, dying with a really big smile on your face is not a bad way to go 🙂 * * * Shadowfox ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/59 "2000-04-27T22:28:00Z")
And Shadowfox **would** kill you. I’ve met her. Trust me. 😉 * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/60 "2000-04-27T23:01:00Z")
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