# So who's gotten laid by a doper?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 25, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524 "2000-04-25T23:09:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/61 "2000-04-27T23:40:00Z")

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Any volunteers out there???

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Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.  
Sig Courtesy of Wally

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/62 "2000-04-28T06:54:00Z")

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For a guy called pipefitter? Sure, I’m game!

Aw, crap. Forgot I was married there for a second. Sorry.

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**Author:** ![Geobabe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/geobabe/32/3908_2.png) [@Geobabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geobabe)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/63 "2000-04-28T12:40:00Z")

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> **Irishman**  
> Can I put in a request?
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> **pipefitter**  
> Any volunteers out there???

Well, you could go to the “How long since you had sex?” thread and start from there…

Did I say that?

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/64 "2000-04-28T12:51:00Z")

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GeoBabe: Once again, **welcome** to the SDMB!

That was pretty funny…

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/65 "2000-04-28T14:31:00Z")

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Guess.

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Try not to have a good time…this is supposed to be educational.  
-Charles Schulz

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**Author:** ![imsodun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c67d28/32.png) [@imsodun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imsodun)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/66 "2000-04-28T15:18:00Z")

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YES!!! But can’t tell who

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The key to happiness is freedom, and the key to freedom is courage

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/67 "2000-04-28T15:55:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Sassy:  
> \*\* Demo, my dear - what did I do to deserve being left out?  
> \*\*

Ummm…You weren’t left out dear.

## :: damn those roofies work well! :: 😉

I have chainmail underwear.

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**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/68 "2000-04-28T15:57:00Z")

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> Originally posted by psycat90:  
> \*\*Guess.
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> \*\*

I give up. Who???

:: ducking ::

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/69 "2000-04-28T18:51:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Geobabe:  
> \*\* Well, you could go to the “How long since you had sex?” thread and start from there…
> 
> Did I say that?\*\*

Hey Geo, I would go to that thread, but it’s been so long since I had secks that I forgot how to spell it. ☹

\*\* Originally posted by Green Bean:  
For a guy called pipefitter? Sure, I’m game!  
Aw, crap. Forgot I was married there for a second. Sorry.\*\*  
Green Bean, I don’t know if I could actually have fun with any type of vegetable, but I’m willing to give it a try. 😉

Oops, forgot I was married also…

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Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.  
Sig Courtesy of Wally

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**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/70 "2000-05-14T10:29:30Z")

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I’ve got my bf, too. But he mentioned a kiss, not me. So 😛 to him.

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**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/71 "2000-05-14T12:13:31Z")

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I think everyone knows who I found by the sea…

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**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/72 "2000-05-14T16:38:44Z")

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I am still sort of new to the doper scene…  
but sheesh, after checking out some of your profiles, all i have to say is, Doper Chicks are Hot!!!  
by the way, i’m a young single proffesional who does indeed enjoy a good orgy now and then. 🆒 😃

When is there going to be a doper gathering in NYC and how do i find out?

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**Author:** ![blueslady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e0b2c6/32.png) [@blueslady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blueslady)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/73 "2000-05-14T20:42:51Z")

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::never mind::

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/74 "2000-05-14T20:46:17Z")

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not yet, but soon…

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/75 "2000-05-14T21:05:59Z")

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Close only counts in hand grenades, peaches.

Hah! Beneath you again!

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/76 "2000-05-14T21:11:16Z")

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Still working on it. No takers yet. Dammit.

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**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2000, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/77 "2000-05-14T23:40:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> **Soulsling asked:**  
> I am still sort of new to the doper scene…  
> but sheesh, after checking out some of your profiles, all i have to say is, Doper Chicks are Hot!!!  
> by the way, i’m a young single proffesional who does indeed enjoy a good orgy now and then. 🆒 😃
> 
> When is there going to be a doper gathering in NYC and how do i find out?

Well, it looks like the next SDMB NYC gathering will be on the second weekend of June. The [thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=21337) discussing it has sunk a bit recently, but I’m sure that someone will add to it soon.

I must warn you, though, that the orgies seem to be in Philadelphia. Last get-together, Eve deserted us with the excuse that she would be going to an opium and group sex party in Philly instead of joining us. We even offered to have an orgy here in her honor, but she still declined.

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**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/78 "2000-05-15T03:38:07Z")

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I just noticed that this thread has an incredible 76 replies for a mere 92 views. Considering that some views have to be posters returning to check up on the thread, this is well-nigh unbelieveable

In fact, I’m beginning to wonder if this is a rollover (1092 views), since 10:1 or 15:1 is not an uncommon ratio for long threads. Did anyone notice it at 100’s of views

If it isn’t a rollover, then I suppose that (considering the sheer pulchritude and sexy brains on SD) the teeming millions don’t dare peek in, for fear of tormenting themselves with the knowledge of what they are missing.

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**Author:** ![Danielinthewolvesden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce7236/32.png) [@Danielinthewolvesden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danielinthewolvesden)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/79 "2000-05-15T06:00:20Z")

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well, yes, but I had to recruit her. 😃 😉

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**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2000, 9:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-gotten-laid-by-a-doper/16524/80 "2000-05-15T09:44:56Z")

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Does attaching the faces of dopers to blow-up dolls count?

… not that it matters to me. A, um, friend wanted me to ask.

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