# So, who's on your ignore list? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 25, 2009, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371 "2009-02-25T15:46:43Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/121 "2009-02-25T23:46:30Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > DocCathode > l Is this a joke? I can’t think what I did to end up on your list ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/122 "2009-02-25T23:48:00Z")
Someone tell **Enderw24** that I insist on being put on his ignore list twice, please. ---
**Author:** ![gurujulp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ba9def/32.png) [@gurujulp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gurujulp)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/123 "2009-02-25T23:51:25Z")
> [@IvoryTowerDenizen](#): > > I saw what you did there… > > clever, clever… That took me a sec, too, but _nice_… ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/124 "2009-02-25T23:53:06Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > \ > Zeldar > \ It thrills me beyond belief that you won’t see this since I haven’t noticed you before this post. I just hope whatever I said or did to cause you to want to ignore me will linger with you into your dreams and nightmares causing you to have restless sleep as a result. Otherwise, sweet dreams. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/125 "2009-02-25T23:55:09Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Someone tell **Enderw24** that I insist on being put on his ignore list twice, please. And that I insist upon being listed first. And last. For I am the Alpha and Omega of Ignore List. And that I thought it was funny. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/126 "2009-02-25T23:56:40Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > And that I insist upon being listed first. And last. For I am the Alpha and Omega of Ignore List. You are SUCH an oakminster, **Oakminster**. Everyone knows I am far, far more offensive than you, even when I am trying to be nice and you are trying to be a jackass. It’s not your fault. I just have more natural assholery talent. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/127 "2009-02-25T23:58:16Z")
I just put all of your mothers on my ignore list. Feel the BUUUUUUUURRRRRNNN!!! ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/128 "2009-02-25T23:59:04Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > Unauthorized Cinnamon Best username ever. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 25, 2009, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/129 "2009-02-25T23:59:20Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > You are SUCH an oakminster, **Oakminster**. Everyone knows I am far, far more offensive than you, even when I am trying to be nice and you are trying to be a jackass. > > It’s not your fault. I just have more natural assholery talent. Ya got me. I’m a natural babyface. Even when I try to turn heel, it just doesn’t work. I’m too gosh darned lovable.☹ ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/130 "2009-02-26T00:00:43Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > I just put all of your mothers on my ignore list. Feel the BUUUUUUUURRRRRNNN!!! Good timing. She was just about to get a restraining order. ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/131 "2009-02-26T00:01:34Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Is this a joke? I can’t think what I did to end up on your list > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Someone tell **Enderw24** that I insist on being put on his ignore list twice, please. > [@Zeldar](#): > > It thrills me beyond belief that you won’t see this since I haven’t noticed you before this post. I just hope whatever I said or did to cause you to want to ignore me will linger with you into your dreams and nightmares causing you to have restless sleep as a result. > > Otherwise, sweet dreams. 😉 It is almost an honor to be on that list of 108 posters. I see on it many friends, good posters and a couple of the boards best and brightest. I can’t determine the rhyme or reason though and I suspect he is just messing with us and laughing his ass off. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/132 "2009-02-26T00:02:17Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > Ya got me. I’m a natural babyface. Even when I try to turn heel, it just doesn’t work. I’m too gosh darned lovable.☹ Just so you know, I have decided to use your name as a expletive just to see how long it takes me to be banned. I want to see you cut your promo thingie. Apropos of nothing, how effete is my use of the word “thingie”? Is it more effete than my use of the word “effete”? Sometimes I wonder. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/133 "2009-02-26T00:03:24Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > It is almost an honor to be on that list of 108 posters. I see on it many friends, good posters and a couple of the boards best and brightest. I can’t determine the rhyme or reason though and I suspect he is just messing with us and laughing his ass off. Obviously, since I am first, the rest of you are on the list for not ignoring me. You’re such an oakminster sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/134 "2009-02-26T00:04:21Z")
> [@Winston\_Smith](#): > > I don’t think anyone wants to get into why, just who? Anyone? Nobody. Ignoring people on the internet is lame, especially on a board where trolls are DOA. > [@Lionne](#): > > \*\*Lobsang \*\*- mopey LiveJournal stuff As reasons to be on an ignore list go, this seems fair. But Lionne doesn’t know what she’s missing out on. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/135 "2009-02-26T00:04:33Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Is this a joke? I can’t think what I did to end up on your list I’m wondering why he even logs on. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/136 "2009-02-26T00:05:31Z")
But ' **luci** is on the list twice. Do they cancel each other out, or is it more like “double-secret ignoring?” ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/137 "2009-02-26T00:07:27Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Just so you know, I have decided to use your name as a expletive just to see how long it takes me to be banned. I want to see you cut your promo thingie. > > Apropos of nothing, how effete is my use of the word “thingie”? Is it more effete than my use of the word “effete”? Sometimes I wonder. I hereby give my full consent and encouragement to **Skald the Rhymer** to use my name as an expletive or any other way he sees fit. Please don’t ban him. Hah! And, might I add, PWNED! ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/138 "2009-02-26T00:10:19Z")
> [@What\_Exit](#): > > It is almost an honor to be on that list of 108 posters. I see on it many friends, good posters and a couple of the boards best and brightest. I can’t determine the rhyme or reason though and I suspect he is just messing with us and laughing his ass off. That’s what I figure. Probably just taking the joke I suggested on the previous page and running with it. If I had thought it was serious I’d have been more creative in my vitriol – knowing, you see, that it really wouldn’t be seen. This way, after a fashion, I’m praising the wit involved and encouraging further examples of same in real posts. ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/139 "2009-02-26T00:12:29Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Please put **Lekatt** on your list and hope the curse holds. I would, but then half the fun of coming to the pit would go away. Nothing says I can’t torture the rest of you for my own pleasure. 😃 Also, I just noticed that I did not make Ender’s list, which yet again proves that I never make anyone’s list for anything. Not that I want to be ignored. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [February 26, 2009, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371/140 "2009-02-26T00:14:59Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > I hereby give my full consent and encouragement to **Skald the Rhymer** to use my name as an expletive or any other way he sees fit. Please don’t ban him. > > Hah! And, might I add, PWNED! You’ll pay for this. You must have forgotten my collection of voodoo dolls, one of which is a replica of you. But you’ll remember tonight, as I am going to remove the one I had of **Cecil Adams** from the Pauley-Shore-movie chamber and place yours in it instead. Make your peace with Zeus. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whos-on-your-ignore-list/487371.md?page=8)