# So....Whose your Valentine gonna be? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 3, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524 "2003-02-03T16:36:25Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Ryan\_Liam](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ryan_liam/32/3965_2.png) [@Ryan\_Liam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ryan_Liam)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/1 "2003-02-03T16:36:25Z")
It’s getting nearer and nearer to the date of **Valentines day** so who do you have lined up for ‘Flowers and Candy’ on that day I have someone in mind 😉 ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/2 "2003-02-03T16:37:52Z")
Um. My wife. ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/3 "2003-02-03T16:39:06Z")
As do I: My fiance’ naturally. I don’t have my plans settled yet, but I would like to surprise her with something very sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Lsura](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7993a0/32.png) [@Lsura](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lsura)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/4 "2003-02-03T16:40:18Z")
No one. Unless it’s that guy that keeps popping up in my dreams (not THAT kind of dream, you dirty minded fool). For the last week there’s been this blonde guy I keep “running into” in my dreams. It’s starting to creep me out. If they were at least _sex_ dreams I could understand. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/5 "2003-02-03T16:49:48Z")
Rosy Palm and her five sisters. Damn, I hate being seperated. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/6 "2003-02-03T16:51:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*Rosy Palm and her five sisters. > > Damn, I hate being seperated. ☹ \*\* You missing your hands or something? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/7 "2003-02-03T17:40:23Z")
Well, my last GF and I finally did a real split\* a little bit ago, so no one. And that’s fine, really. I’ll be seeing someone else eventually (always do), but for now, I’m content to be unattatched. I’m open for suggestions, though… \*I tend to have very long breakups, where we get back together several times to “work it out.” More fun than an acid enema. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/8 "2003-02-03T17:41:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Meatros \* > \*\*You missing your hands or something? 😉 \*\* Lord no, then I would really have nothing to live for. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/9 "2003-02-03T17:51:36Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lsura \* > \*\*No one. > Unless it’s that guy that keeps popping up in my dreams (not THAT kind of dream, you dirty minded fool). For the last week there’s been this blonde guy I keep “running into” in my dreams. It’s starting to creep me out. > > If they were at least _sex_ dreams I could understand. \*\* At least he wasn’t a chef that would be attractive if he wasn’t stalking you through a warehouse store insisting you try to use a wafflemaker, which he is carrying and is dripping on the floor, right? It’s not fair, even the nice looking guys in my dreams are unbalanced :dubious: As for the OP, no one. \ ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/10 "2003-02-03T17:53:46Z")
I’ve got one the day after. Does that count? ---
**Author:** ![irishgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@irishgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irishgirl)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/11 "2003-02-03T18:01:16Z")
i’m going to fly over and see irishfella on the 13th (our 18 month i versary) and fly back on the 16th. we get 3 wonderful nights together, and i can’t wait. i love him so much. ---
**Author:** ![Kwyjibo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/59ef9b/32.png) [@Kwyjibo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kwyjibo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/12 "2003-02-03T18:02:59Z")
I’m not sure who I will give the candy too… …Oh yeah!!! My wife!!! (Phew! That was close!) 😛 ---
**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/13 "2003-02-03T18:08:29Z")
My Shmoopie. 🙂 And yes, for the record, I call him that to his face. And he calls me Poopsie to my face. Let the projectile vomiting begin… NOW! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/14 "2003-02-03T18:20:42Z")
No one. “Black Friday”'s coming up again, eh? ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/15 "2003-02-03T18:25:02Z")
My sugarbee, also known as **Gunslinger**. No plans, as we’re 1,700 miles away for the next five months. But hey, it’s only 5 months. We’ve been waiting for eight or nine months already, so it’s no big deal to wait five more, right? Right? ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/16 "2003-02-03T18:32:52Z")
umm no flowers and candy for the DH Last year I brought him 2 dozen heart-shaped, jelly-filled doughnuts. His whole office loves me now! I think I’ll get him olives this year - or pretzels. (but he better give me chocolate!) ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/17 "2003-02-03T18:36:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Amp \* > \*\*Lord no, then I would really have nothing to live for. > 😃 \*\* Well based on a thread about a week ago, you could live on mellons. Take that anyway you like:D ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/18 "2003-02-03T18:44:45Z")
Are you suggesting I give my wife a melon baller for Valentines? ---
**Author:** ![jack\_ss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c77e96/32.png) [@jack\_ss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jack_ss)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/19 "2003-02-03T18:52:16Z")
I’m working on it. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524/20 "2003-02-03T18:53:26Z")
Is melon balling the Vegans answer to bestiality? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-whose-your-valentine-gonna-be/152524.md?page=2)