# So why is poo brown?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729
**Category:** Factual Questions
**Created:** [June 17, 2005, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729 "2005-06-17T17:51:53Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author: ![minor7flat5](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/minor7flat5/32/258_2.png) [@minor7flat5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minor7flat5)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/21 "2005-06-19T03:18:31Z")

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> [@Dob](#):
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> ahh…I did a search for poo…or poop. Should have known Cecil wouldn’t be so vulgar 🙂 Thanks Uncle!

That’s odd… when I read that article years ago when it came out in print, I’m certain that he had used the S word, both in the question and the response. It appears edited and toned down, just like those old Looney Tunes cartoons that had all of the good parts edited out.

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### Author: ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/22 "2005-06-19T03:20:32Z")

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> [@Dob](#):
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> ahh…I did a search for poo…or poop. Should have known Cecil wouldn’t be so vulgar 🙂 Thanks Uncle!

In one of Cecil’s early books, there is an index entry that reads:

Shit, why brown

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### Author: ![Electronic\_Chaos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Electronic\_Chaos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Electronic_Chaos)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/23 "2005-06-19T04:18:33Z")

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What I’m about to say would normally be considered TMI…however if you’ve read this far into the thread, you probably won’t mind.

Once I had the flu and ate almost nothing but cherry gelitan for an entire day. That night, I had a bout of the runs as one is prone to have after/during the flu. I got up and go to flush, looking down and noticing that the toilet bowl is bright red. I start freaking out thinking I’m bleeding internally. After the panic subsides I realize it was just the Jello.

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### Author: ![Low\_Key\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ed655f/32.png) [@Low\_Key\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Low_Key_1)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 9:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/24 "2005-06-19T09:34:22Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> Hyena poo is a chalky white due to the high bone content of their diet.
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> I don’t get to work that into conversations nearly enough.

I can’t believe I just decided that I wanted to know more about this topic so decided to Google hyena feces. In case anyone wants a bunch of ‘interesting’ (mostly pretty boring) factoids on feces here is a [link](http://www.factbites.com/topics/Feces).

Interestingly (or not), the leopard tortoise will eat hyena feces because of the high calcium content which is good for their shell.

I really need to find better things to do with my time…

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### Author: ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/25 "2005-06-19T21:15:28Z")

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> [@Low Key](#):
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> Interestingly (or not), the leopard tortoise will eat hyena feces because of the high calcium content which is good for their shell.

And the circle of crap is complete

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### Author: ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)
#### Post date: [June 19, 2005, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/26 "2005-06-19T21:34:45Z")

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> [@Low Key](#):
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> I can’t believe I just decided that I wanted to know more about this topic so decided to Google hyena feces. In case anyone wants a bunch of ‘interesting’ (mostly pretty boring) factoids on feces here is a [link](http://www.factbites.com/topics/Feces).
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> Interestingly (or not), the leopard tortoise will eat hyena feces because of the high calcium content which is good for their shell.
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> I really need to find better things to do with my time…

Awesome! Thanks for the perfect follow up.

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### Author: ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/27 "2005-06-20T03:25:17Z")

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> [@](#):
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> That’s odd… when I read that article years ago when it came out in print, I’m certain that he had used the S word, both in the question and the response. It appears edited and toned down, just like those old Looney Tunes cartoons that had all of the good parts edited out.

For a while, the Dope lived on AOL, which had those pesky Terms of Service, so many of the columns needed to be edited. Sometimes, when a column is reposted here on our own website, the original wording is restored, but sometimes it isn’t.

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### Author: ![D505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/5daacb/32.png) [@D505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/D505)
#### Post date: [June 20, 2005, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/28 "2005-06-20T06:12:15Z")

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I’m gonna try that raw beet trick, sounds like fun!

I’ll also submit that Pepto-Bismol will turn my … um… leavings… to dark green-purple. But the most memorable aspect is the violent smell. WOW. I don’t use that medicine anymore, I don’t see how others put up with it, myself. : (

-d

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### Author: ![CookingWithGas](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cookingwithgas/32/485_2.png) [@CookingWithGas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CookingWithGas)
#### Post date: [June 24, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-why-is-poo-brown/308729/29 "2005-06-24T22:49:15Z")

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Ever have a lot of green beer on St. Patrick’s day?

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