# So word is they're making a film based on the game Tetris.

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 17, 2016, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041 "2016-05-17T22:38:20Z")\
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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/21 "2016-05-18T04:12:31Z")

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Correction… I meant I heard you CANNOT see Burt Reynolds’s wang.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/22 "2016-05-18T05:01:16Z")

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No, you can. You just have to romance him.

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**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/23 "2016-05-18T06:28:58Z")

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Obligatory:

"\*Tetris God\*: Square!

_Tetris Angel_[getting angry as the god is showing to be a bastard]: There no place for a square my lord!

[After line pieces that were needed failed to appear and now the huge empty line is blocked]

_Tetris God_: Line piece! Line Piece! Line Piece!..

_Tetris Angel_[in despair]: What a cruel and angry God!!!﻿"

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**Author:** ![Quercus\_alba](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quercus_alba/32/4061_2.png) [@Quercus\_alba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus_alba)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/24 "2016-05-18T12:12:30Z")

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Same people who brought us [this blockbuster](https://youtu.be/LHY8NKj3RKs)?

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/25 "2016-05-18T12:49:17Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You’re wrong. They’re planning on a _ **trilogy** _.
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> Seriously.

Naw, this one will top out @ $60m, ending the game for the producers.

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**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/26 "2016-05-18T13:06:03Z")

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It’s a go as soon as they put all the pieces together.

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2016, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-word-is-theyre-making-a-film-based-on-the-game-tetris/755041/27 "2016-05-18T13:19:28Z")

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> You’re wrong. They’re planning on a _ **trilogy** _.
> 
> Seriously.

Surely it would be a tetralogy, yes?

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