# So - would anyone like a virtual massage?

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**Created:** [November 4, 2001, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-would-anyone-like-a-virtual-massage/91412 "2001-11-04T05:55:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![TheLoadedDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@TheLoadedDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheLoadedDog)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-would-anyone-like-a-virtual-massage/91412/21 "2001-11-05T00:03:14Z")

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Ooo… it’s my turn, is it? I must have nodded off. Hey, I can’t seem to move my arms and legs. And I’m kinda cold…

I think I need the Special Treatment[sup]TM[/sup]. 😃

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**Author:** ![alice\_in\_wonderland](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alice_in_wonderland/32/176_2.png) [@alice\_in\_wonderland](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alice_in_wonderland)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-would-anyone-like-a-virtual-massage/91412/22 "2001-11-05T00:54:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by TheLoadedDog \*  
> \*\*Ooo… it’s my turn, is it? I must have nodded off. Hey, I can’t seem to move my arms and legs. And I’m kinda cold…
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> I think I need the Special Treatment[sup]TM[/sup]. 😃 \*\*

**Bubba - Grab me that tube of linament and my step-stool.**

Ok Mr. Doggie - I’m going to walk on your back now - you did say you wanted the _Special[sup]TM[/sup]_ treatment.

::_Climbs up on step stool and attempts to get on **TheLoadedDog’s** back_::

**Bubba - I’m going to need a hand here.** Would you just give **moronmountain** his blasted shirt back - he said he was sorry.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2001, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-would-anyone-like-a-virtual-massage/91412/23 "2001-11-05T21:16:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by alice\_in\_wonderland \*  
> \*\*So - anyone? Anyone? \*\*

Depends – are we talking about a massage, or a … “massage”?

😃

[sub]Not that I’ve actually experienced one, but I heard the talk, yeah, yeah…[/sub]

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