# So WTF is the market for flavored condoms?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 26, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426 "2012-07-26T05:33:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426/21 "2012-07-26T16:09:49Z")

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Cherry and strawberry are o.k., piña colada tastes off, and (surprisingly) chocolate condoms taste gawdawful. The best ones are banana-flavored.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426/22 "2012-07-26T16:16:52Z")

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> [@grama](#):
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> Forget about flavored condoms the thing I just cant get my mind around is flavored LUBE!

There’s actually _bacon-flavored_ lube. Talk about taking the bacon meme a little too far.

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426/23 "2012-07-26T16:40:33Z")

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> [@grama](#):
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> Forget about flavored condoms the thing I just cant get my mind around is flavored LUBE!

That’s easy to explain: suppose you are moving from an HJ to a BJ. Well, you wouldn’t want to do that if you were using regular lube, because you’d be slurping lube. Hence, flavored lube.

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**Author:** ![Taomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/53a042/32.png) [@Taomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taomist)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426/24 "2012-07-26T16:49:44Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> That’s easy to explain: suppose you are moving from an HJ to a BJ. Well, you wouldn’t want to do that if you were using regular lube, because you’d be slurping lube. Hence, flavored lube.

This.

And now I need to find the bacon-flavoured one!

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**Author:** ![apollonia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2bfe46/32.png) [@apollonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/apollonia)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-wtf-is-the-market-for-flavored-condoms/629426/25 "2012-07-26T17:25:40Z")

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> [@silenus](#):
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> Or, of course, you could exhibit some discretion in your choice of sexual partners.
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> Nah!

Right! I forgot that no one ever, ever lies when sex is on the table. And did you know that all sexually-transmitted diseases are immediately obvious? Yes! If you have an STD your parts will turn green and crumble off. It’s completely 100% impossible to have an STD and not know about it. So just exercise discretion and you’ll have no need for condoms!

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