# So you can’t get enough Google in your pathetic life! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 11, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617 "2005-11-11T19:51:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 5\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617/1 "2005-11-11T19:51:50Z")
Want a good wine that’s getting a bit old? – I don’t like the Google ad at the top of the page. Wahhhh! I feel so left out as a member in not being able to include what Google ad is up when I post. I’ll have to run a Google Page on the side and input the thread title so I too can keep posting about what ad is showing, Oh No! the page has a new ad since it refreshed! I had better post that too, just in case someone wants to keep track. Maybe someone needs some empirical data to do a statistical analysis of what ad will pop up next. So you can’t get enough Google in your pathetic life! Let me see if I can help. It’s so Damn Googlelisous! – Endorsement of products sold on Google. Ougel Google Goo – The first words from a techno-babies mouth. Oogely Googley Boo! – What a web junkie says to their baby when playing “I’m Gonna get you.” Why are there so many web traffic problems? – People always stop and google at any site. What does a pervert do to people that shop online? – Pop up from no where and hope you Google at what they’ve got. What does a California Rooster ask first thing in the morning? - May I “Cop a Google Dude”? What do you call the corner addict - GlueGal What’s that song that starts “Google Cha Cha Google Cha Cha” “Ohhh I’m hooked on a feeling.”? What does Google and the Mail carrier have in common? – They both deliver ads and porn to your home. What is the synonym common to these words “Nuisance” Misdirect” “Mislead” – The Answer is “Google”. “Thank You!” Bow. “Thank You!” Bow. Flourish my arms out in front of me and open them wide, bow head. “Your too kind.” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617/2 "2005-11-11T19:55:41Z")
wow. I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords. To be honest, I could give a rats arse about the ads. I pay them no mind. They were in place for 2 weeks before I knew they were there. I only found out because of the incessant bitching. Googo gaga. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617/3 "2005-11-11T21:24:07Z")
> [@The Chao Goes Mu](#): > > wow. I, for one, welcome our new Google overlords. > > To be honest, I could give a rats arse about the ads. I pay them no mind. They were in place for 2 weeks before I knew they were there. I only found out because of the incessant bitching. Googo gaga. That’s exactly why I posted about the incessant bitching about shit that can’t be changed by their bitching. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617/4 "2005-11-11T21:46:03Z")
> [@Harmonious Discord](#): > > That’s exactly why I posted about the incessant bitching about shit that can’t be changed by their bitching. I know, I just wanted to join in on the bitching about the bitching because their bitching is getting on my nerves. Every single frickin’ nerve. 🙂 I like the Dope. Alot. If they have to keep it going by charging us a subscription fee and by putting ads on the site, then so be it. If it bothered me, I’d stop spending so damn much time here. ---
**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\ **Post date:** [November 11, 2005, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-can-t-get-enough-google-in-your-pathetic-life/330617/5 "2005-11-11T22:07:44Z")
So then we can agree to mutually bitch about people that bitch about Google. I’m glad to meet you partner.