# So you just won a bar bet... **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842 "2008-09-30T13:57:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/1 "2008-09-30T13:57:53Z")
You’ve just won a bar bet, and you can make the celebrity of your choice wear the T-shirt of your choice for an entire day, while doing all of the things that celebrity would normally do (yes, “celebrity” in this case means any public figure, including politicians). You could put a Star of David on Louis Farrakhan, a “black power” shirt on David Duke, or a gay pride shirt on Jerry Falwell. You could put a McCain shirt on Obama, an Obama shirt on Palin, or an “I’m with stupid” shirt on Cheney. You could put a “slut” shirt on Britney Spears, a Apple shirt on Bill Gates, or a Xune shirt on Steve Jobs. But all of those are pretty obvious, and they’re not really all that funny. What would _you_ do? ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/2 "2008-09-30T14:15:14Z")
Phred Phelps in a T-shirt that says, “Do Me in the Ass”. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/3 "2008-09-30T14:19:45Z")
Phred Phelps in a T-shirt that says “Do Unto Udders as You Would Do Unto Me.” ---
**Author:** ![Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cab0a1/32.png) [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/4 "2008-09-30T14:32:40Z")
[Carlos Zambrano](http://chicago.cubs.mlb.com/team/player.jsp?player_id=407296) would spend the day on the south side, wearing [this](http://www.deathrowtshirts.com/ProductInfo.aspx?productid=CUBS_DR). I think the pink spaghetti strap would look good. ---
**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/5 "2008-09-30T14:45:02Z")
Schwarzenegger in a “I was the shooter on the grassy knoll T shirt”… ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/6 "2008-09-30T14:48:57Z")
“ **RNATB** is great in bed” on Elisha Cuthbert. ---
**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/7 "2008-09-30T15:01:23Z")
Rod Stewart or Elton John would wear a shirt that says **Yes, The Stomach Pump Story Is True.** ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/8 "2008-09-30T15:18:37Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > “ **RNATB** is great in bed” on Elisha Cuthbert. Heh. Mine was, “Randmcnally is really great in bed” Elisha Cuthbert. ---
**Author:** ![Gary\_Robson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gary_robson/32/3448_2.png) [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/9 "2008-09-30T16:40:20Z")
Ooooh! How about Richard Gere in an “I [heart] Gerbils” shirt? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2008, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-just-won-a-bar-bet/465842/10 "2008-09-30T16:45:24Z")
I would purchase a web address, then put a t-shirt on the President of the United States with that web address. Then I’d sell it.