# So, you think all Christmas music is insipid?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 11, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327 "2004-12-11T17:50:54Z")\
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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327/1 "2004-12-11T17:50:54Z")

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A couple of weeks ago there was a “Bah Humbug” Pit thread, in which a general anti-Christmas sentiment was echoed. One sub-theme of this thread was how awful holiday music could be.

I disagree. Even stupid songs can be fun if interpreted by a head-banging psychopath with a lot of voltage. I am just such a psychopath.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you a selection of my three favorite songs from my one and only (so far) CD release:

[santarocks](http://home.comcast.net/~nealtodd/)

A few notes:

-All instruments – that is, guitar and synthesizer – were played by me.

-My girlfriend loves the 3rd selection so much that it is now a part of her traditional Christmas Eve Czech celebration. It accompanies the lighting of the Advent candles.

-Forgive my hasty HTML coding. I didn’t want to delay this by spending time searching for a clipart picture of a sappy elf. I wanted to get the link to you so that you have plenty of time to enjoy – or make fun of – these songs.

-Just for fun, every song on this CD has an Easter egg in it. Buried deep within each song, woven almost inaudibly into its fabric, is a tune from The Wizard of Oz. See if you can pick them out!

Enjoy.

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [December 11, 2004, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327/2 "2004-12-11T18:22:38Z")

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Have you heard Terry Bradshaw singing Christmas carols? They keep getting played on Imus.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327/3 "2004-12-13T16:20:39Z")

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> [@asterion](#):
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> Have you heard Terry Bradshaw singing Christmas carols? They keep getting played on Imus.

I hope I’m better than Terry Bradshaw!

124 views and no replies other than **asterion** ’s. Hmm. If y’all think my music sucks, that’s OK. But I just want to be sure that my links are working. If people aren’t listening because they can’t access the files, I need to know. Can someone give me an acknowledement, please?

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**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327/4 "2004-12-13T16:43:05Z")

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The links worked just fine for me. I’ll get back to you on the songs.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2004, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-you-think-all-christmas-music-is-insipid/279327/5 "2004-12-13T16:46:35Z")

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> [@ultrafilter](#):
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> The links worked just fine for me. I’ll get back to you on the songs.

Cool, thanks.
