# So you've been elected President...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 13, 2005, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473 "2005-12-13T20:30:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/21 "2005-12-16T05:29:03Z")

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From what people have told me, Mike Meyers. I would think that Dana Carvey and Dan Akroid could do good impersonations too.

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**Author:** ![Yumblie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/76d3ee/32.png) [@Yumblie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yumblie)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2005, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/22 "2005-12-16T06:21:09Z")

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The SNL guy who looks most like me I think is David Spade, though in order to play me properly he’d have to make his voice a little more…boring. I just don’t have the same surely attitude, at least not in my voice.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2005, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/23 "2005-12-17T23:30:37Z")

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Jon Lovitz, I guess. He’s got a high, nasal voice and I don’t, but I suppose he looks as much like me as anybody ever on SNL.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/24 "2005-12-23T21:41:46Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> I’m going to take a wild guess that almost everyone you meet knows someone who looks **exactly** like you.
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> Irritating, eh?
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> -Joe, so good they made millions

Actually, no, I _don’t_ hear that very often. Hmmmm.

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**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/25 "2005-12-23T21:55:38Z")

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Despite being female, I have the horrible feeling that it would be Horatio Sanz.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2005, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/26 "2005-12-23T22:03:43Z")

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It’s hard to say, because you never know what peculiarities the various actors might play on.

Julia Sweeney probably looks most like me, but several of them could be made to resemble me passably. I love Ana Gasteyer, I bet she’d do a great job.

Rachel Dratch might be just the ticket, too.

I guess we’ll just have to sit back and see who parodies me when I’m elected.

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**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2005, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/27 "2005-12-24T04:12:43Z")

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Dan Ackroyd must be to “celebrity resemblances” what chicken is to “exotic vertebrate flavor.” For his take on President Otis B. Terrifel, he’d probably have to use his “Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute” voice-- and also the wardrobe, as I anticipate a fairly informal presidency.

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**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\
**Post date:** [December 24, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-elected-president/335473/28 "2005-12-24T15:09:09Z")

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It just occurred to me that all the actresses I named have terrible voices that are nothing like mine. I’ll have to think about whether they ever had an actress on SNL with a low, melodious voice.

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