# So, you've been gifted with The Medusa Touch...

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-gifted-with-the-medusa-touch/731752
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 19, 2015, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-gifted-with-the-medusa-touch/731752 "2015-09-19T10:37:12Z")
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### Author: ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)
#### Post date: [September 20, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so-youve-been-gifted-with-the-medusa-touch/731752/13 "2015-09-20T20:44:53Z")

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> [@carnivorousplant](#):
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> I’ll consult my Little List, then I’ll get down to dictators and other trouble makers.

Doctor: I’m sorry, but you’ve got Rabies. Um… What are you doing?  
Patient: Making a list of the people I’m going to bite.

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