# so, ... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 8, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363 "2000-11-08T20:44:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/1 "2000-11-08T20:44:04Z")
If you were a sheep with hands, would you play with your fur? I probably would, but then again, fur is fun to play with. 😉 That reminds me, there has been too much hand [sometimes foot] contact with people’s breasts lately in my area. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/2 "2000-11-08T20:55:44Z")
I’d probably do what all the other shhep were doing. Then I’d get my hands (and feet) in contact with ssskuggiii’s breastses 😛 ---
**Author:** ![c\_goat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@c\_goat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/c_goat)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/3 "2000-11-08T21:01:36Z")
Well if I was a woman, I’d play with my breasts all the time. So I guess if I was a sheep with hands, I’d play with my fur all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/4 "2000-11-08T21:32:35Z")
\ “Wool, honey. Its pronounced ‘wool’.” \ ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/5 "2000-11-08T22:28:45Z")
Isn’t it wool and not fur? Fur or wool, yeah, I would. Just like people with boing-y curls play with it all the time. ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/6 "2000-11-08T22:35:55Z")
Well, I’m pretty furry as it is, and yes, I play with the fur I’ve got. Don’t ask. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/7 "2000-11-08T23:34:50Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*If you were a sheep with hands, would you play with your fur? > \*\* I’ll play with **your** “fur” anytime . . . ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [November 8, 2000, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/8 "2000-11-08T23:43:06Z")
I’d like some fur pie, please 😛 If I were a woolly sheep and stood in the rain, would I shrink? Naaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/9 "2000-11-10T02:14:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\*If you were a sheep with hands, would you play with your fur? > > \*\* > > I’ll play with _your_ “fur” anytime . . . \*\* Crazy Punhy. No trix for you! (When did I turn into Trix Nazi?) > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Dire Wolf_\*\* > If I were a woolly sheep and stood in the rain, would I shrink? \*\* I don’t think so. Only your coat would shrink. 😉 (doesn’t that make you want to wear something under it in public in case it rains?) And people, my breasts have nothing to do with this thread. (Well, actually, I kinda brought them up in it. Go ahead if you truly want to.) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/10 "2000-11-10T02:31:25Z")
If I were a sheep and all the other sheep were doing it, then of course I was. I love the way that this question cam about. And anyway, my hands (and feets) are sorry for meeting your breastesses. ::poke:: ::ducking and running:: ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/11 "2000-11-10T02:36:41Z")
POKE! Poke, goddammit! Stupid smileys. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/12 "2000-11-10T02:37:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*If I were a sheep and all the other sheep were doing it, then of course I was. \*\* You’re such a sheep, Jessica. Well, YKWIM. > [@](#): > > \*\*I love the way that this question cam about. \*\* 'twas funny. > [@](#): > > \*\*And anyway, my hands (and feets) are sorry for meeting your breastesses. > > ::poke:: > ::ducking and running:: \*\* Woman, do you have an obsession with touching my breasts? I know they’re nice and all, but what is up with you touching them all the time? I don’t mind, just why? ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/13 "2000-11-10T02:45:55Z")
I am not a sheep, you putz! Anyway, I seem to remember you poking my breasts too. Some other people we know have wandering hands. But anyway Tasha, you know I can’t resist them. They’re so nice and squishy. [extremely sarcastic voice] I want you, I need you, Oh baby, Oh baby! [/extremely sarcastic voice] ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/14 "2000-11-10T02:49:21Z")
Oh Captain, oh baby! I want to verb your noun adverb!! Lol. Yeah, I know. Yours are fun to poke too. And the other person does have wandering hands. That hand almost went under my skirt today. :eek: Better not happen again with that one. ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/15 "2000-11-10T02:52:58Z")
The hand went under your skirt??? Anyways, thanks for showing me your ass today for the second day in a row. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/16 "2000-11-10T02:57:27Z")
It almost did. Thank god it didn’t. And you’re welcome. Not like it was a bad ass to look at, and at least I wasn’t wearing a thong under my skirt today. [My panties were quite cute today, weren’t they?] ---
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/17 "2000-11-10T03:05:03Z")
Goddamn, I need a girl of my own. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/18 "2000-11-10T03:21:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > \*\*My panties were quite cute today, weren’t they? \*\* Not as cute as mine! Look, they’re smiling at you. They’re happy to see you. I love my happy face panties. ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/19 "2000-11-10T03:23:11Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by hypergirl \* > \*\*I love my happy face panties. \*\* Not as much as I love seeing you in them 😃 ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 10, 2000, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363/20 "2000-11-10T03:29:13Z")
Great googlymoogly this is a helluva thread! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/so/40363.md?page=2)