# SoCal Dopefest - Spring 2008

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629 "2008-02-14T18:59:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 12

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/221 "2008-04-26T18:12:36Z")

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I swear if I ever become and evil overlord, I am going to hire **Arnold Winkelried** as my head minion in charge of planning, keeping shit straight, and making sure all my subjects know what I want them to know.  
Private messages, e mails, for all I know he has spray painted the message on the outside of my house.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/222 "2008-04-26T18:44:10Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Private messages, e mails, for all I know he has spray painted the message on the outside of my house.  
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No, the last was me. Sorry, I was in a mood to do a little tagging and I had this extra can of spray paint in my trunk. I hope your neighbors aren’t too offended at my verse, and I’m sure it’ll mostly come off with a little bit of hard scrubbing.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/223 "2008-04-26T19:07:35Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Private messages, e mails, for all I know he has spray painted the message on the outside of my house.  
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The singing telegrams will be arriving shortly. I hope you all like clowns.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/224 "2008-04-27T03:42:45Z")

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Less than a day to go!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/225 "2008-04-27T03:54:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Antinor01]  
Less than a day to go!  
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Really? I had forgotten. Why isn’t somebody sending out reminders by email or PM?

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/226 "2008-04-27T04:04:13Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
Really? I had forgotten. Why isn’t somebody sending out reminders by email or PM?  
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Check the outside of your house for spay paint.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/227 "2008-04-27T08:00:03Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
Check the outside of your house for spay paint.  
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Actually, I tattooed the reminder into **silenus** ’s house with a .30 caliber machine gun. I ran out of paint, plus I had some mil surplus ammo that was past the “use by” date, so…

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 8:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/228 "2008-04-27T08:03:04Z")

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I’m happy you still had paint when you stopped by my house. 😃

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/229 "2008-04-27T08:25:26Z")

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[QUOTE=Rick]  
I’m happy you still had paint when you stopped by my house. 😃  
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Next time I’ll have my legions of flying monkeys skywrite “SURRENDER **RICK** ” over your house.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Silver\_Tyger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Silver\_Tyger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Tyger)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/230 "2008-04-27T17:14:24Z")

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(I’m leaving in fifteen minutes. If I don’t make it, nobody hitch a ride from Rick again =^.^=) (I’m wearing a red, black, and tan Hawaiian shirt and an orange kitty hat)

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/231 "2008-04-27T18:23:25Z")

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Sorry guys but I’m gonna poop out on you today. I’m under the weather and don’t feel like a long hot drive. Next time!

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**Author:** ![Queen\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Queen\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Bruin)\
**Post date:** [April 27, 2008, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/232 "2008-04-27T18:32:24Z")

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Something came up and I won’t be able to make it. I’m sorry guys, I was really looking forward to this, too. ☹

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/233 "2008-04-28T00:17:44Z")

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Well crap, I missed it too. M parents were my child care, and they got home later than expected. :smack: By the time I jammed over to the Yard House with my kids in tow, it was 4:20 pm and I had missed you guys by 10 minutes. I asked for you and the girl at the front desk hesitated and then said “Oh, the Hawaiian shirts?” 😃 So you must have made an impression…

I will try harder next time, I swear. Hope there’s some good, embarrassing pictures…

🙂

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/234 "2008-04-28T01:44:37Z")

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Ok, so you turn left on 17th, not 14th like I said. And the left turn was on Ogle, not Ogden. You got there, right? Stop persecuting me! After 6 beers I’m lucky I remembered how to get to Hi-Times at all.

Congrats to our prize winners:

**xash** - bourboned cherries  
**Arnold Winklereid** - mead  
Girlfriend of **Iamthewalrus:3=** - mead  
**BraheSilver** - Crown Royal  
**Stranger On A Train** - Linkwood single malt

Sorry, other end of the table. I think **Asimovian** ’s cap jinxed you. 😃

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/235 "2008-04-28T01:58:21Z")

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[QUOTE=silenus]  
Sorry, other end of the table. I think **Asimovian** ’s cap jinxed you. 😃  
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Yeah, and his baseball team won, too, despite allegations that I was somehow hexing them by making perfectly innocent comments about their progress.

**silenus** , I looked up the Scotch and found a bunch of glowing reviews, so now I’m almost ashamed to open it up and drink it by myself. We may need to have a mini-fest of whiskey connoisseurs to share the burden. Anyway, as the big winner, next time around I’ll provide the top shelf prize; perhaps a bottle of Red Breast or Knoppogue.

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/236 "2008-04-28T02:14:24Z")

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Scotch tasting!  
I’m in!

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/237 "2008-04-28T02:14:27Z")

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17th Street? Ogle? Where the hell did you send them, **silenus**? 😉

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/238 "2008-04-28T03:04:13Z")

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My cap brought good luck to all the winners AND to my team, so I’ll thank you not to criticize.

Oh, and if the parents of **Silver Tyger Girl** are reading this, we’re sorry, but it turns out **Rick** was crazy. (I kid, I kid!)

So…who’s up for a mini-bowling 'fest in Pasadena? 😃

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/239 "2008-04-28T03:33:45Z")

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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]  
17th Street? Ogle? Where the hell did you send them, **silenus**? 😉  
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Hi-Times, of course. **Rick** was the smart one and just followed me.

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [April 28, 2008, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/240 "2008-04-28T04:30:36Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]

So…who’s up for a mini-bowling 'fest in Pasadena? 😃  
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I’d love to go, since I couldn’t make it today. My mom’s blood pressure was acting up, so no child care, and therefore no Dopefest for me. ☹ Let us know when and where, OK?

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