# SoCal Dopefest - Spring 2008

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 14, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629 "2008-02-14T18:59:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 14

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**Author:** ![Yeticus\_Rex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/a698b9/32.png) [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/261 "2008-04-29T18:49:56Z")

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[QUOTE=scout1222]  
Well, I do still have my ass.  
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An ass that deserves to be spanked…yet again. 😉

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/262 "2008-04-29T19:31:52Z")

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OKAY HERE IS MY STORY.

I got married on Saturday. I was at the game with the in-laws. I figured I probably shouldn’t piss off my mother-in-law on day #1.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/263 "2008-04-29T19:47:26Z")

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That’s no excuse.  
(harumph!)

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/264 "2008-04-29T20:03:07Z")

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No you should start training her on day #1.

ducks and runs

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/265 "2008-04-29T21:11:31Z")

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Tough crowd…

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/266 "2008-04-29T21:26:51Z")

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[QUOTE=scout1222]  
OKAY HERE IS MY STORY.

I got married on Saturday. I was at the game with the in-laws. I figured I probably shouldn’t piss off my mother-in-law on day #1.  
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You know, it was one thing when you put a baseball game above us. But your MOTHER-IN-LAW?!? Above the Dope???

Now I’m deeply insulted.

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**Author:** ![scout1222](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@scout1222](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scout1222)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2008, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/267 "2008-04-29T23:43:30Z")

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Man, I can’t wait for the next Dopefest. I expect you to put me in a headlock and give me a noogie.

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**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/268 "2008-04-30T00:02:32Z")

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[QUOTE=Asimovian]  
There was actually a small contingent among us (OK, it was just me) watching the Dodger game while at the 'fest.  
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I was watching. Gee, I hope those Dodgers keep their small lead…

Stranger

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**Author:** ![Taters](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/taters/32/2845_2.png) [@Taters](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taters)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/269 "2008-04-30T02:00:44Z")

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Congrats on your nuptials **scout!** Peace, prosperity and happiness to you and your hubby.

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**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/270 "2008-04-30T02:53:50Z")

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[QUOTE=scout1222]  
Man, I can’t wait for the next Dopefest. I expect you to put me in a headlock and give me a noogie.  
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Don’t tempt me. 🙂 (Congratulations on the marriage, though!)

And whatever to you, **Stranger**. They’ve won four in a row now. But I’m still not inviting you to any games.

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2008, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/socal-dopefest-spring-2008/437629/271 "2008-04-30T05:07:20Z")

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[QUOTE=scout1222]  
Tough crowd…  
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Just think of the look on her face when she asked if you were going to the ball game, you said no you had to go hang out with some dopers. :eek:  
She would probably ask you what?  
You could say that you had to go to a dopefest. :eek: :eek:  
It would be priceless. 😃

Congrats on your marriage.

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