# Sodomy by plumbing snake
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [October 19, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128 "2006-10-19T19:02:57Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/1 "2006-10-19T19:02:57Z")
[Mentally disabled man sodomized with a plumbing snake](http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-liarre1019,0,7944982.story?coll=ny-rangers-print) :eek: :eek:
With all of the creative things Dopers want shoved up people’s asses, \ ***NOTHING** \* would be better than these two jackasses getting tastes of their own medicine.
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### Author:  [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/2 "2006-10-19T19:05:45Z")
Wow. Skinhead boy _already_ had three arrests _this year_ for violent crimes. Shit like this brings out the conservative in me.
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### Author:  [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/3 "2006-10-19T19:19:46Z")
That is just vile. I don’t think 25 years is enough prison time.
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### Author:  [@kurilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kurilla)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/4 "2006-10-19T19:28:13Z")
There’s a very large part of me that thinks the perps ought to be sodomized with a different kind of snake.
A poisonous and very angry one.
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### Author:  [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/5 "2006-10-19T19:54:19Z")
I have _had_ it with these motherfucking snakes…
No, I can’t do it. This is too nauseating. What is it with kids on Long Island shoving things up people’s asses? (We had a similar problem a few years ago with a high school football team.) Rodriguez seems to have some severe problems of his own. It’s no defense, but I feel bad for anybody who is that fucked-up.
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### Author:  [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/6 "2006-10-19T20:03:03Z")
Next thing you know, they’ll be doing this sort of shit on a plane.
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### Author:  [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/7 "2006-10-19T20:06:59Z")
[QUOTE=Marley23]
What is it with kids on Long Island shoving things up people’s asses?
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Yeah, I’ve never understood what causes someone to think, “Oh hey, let’s **take this guy’s pants off** and **insert something into his anus!** ” As a (heterosexual) male, I can quite definitely say that one of the last things I ever want to do is help another guy take off his pants, let alone forcefully remove them. And when you get to talking about getting down, separating buttcheeks, finding buttholes, **targetting the object with your fingers** , and actually forcing something up there, we’re way off the bottom of the list of things any guy is going to contemplate.
You have to really have a deathwish desire to literally shove something up someone’s ass, to successfully block off thousands of generations of simple built in oog-factor. Or something. Bleh.
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### Author:  [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/8 "2006-10-19T21:01:02Z")
Hey Sage Rat! Wanna go camping with me? 😃
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### Author:  [@Stealth\_Potato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stealth_Potato)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/9 "2006-10-19T21:49:51Z")
[QUOTE=kurilla]
There’s a very large part of me that thinks the perps ought to be sodomized with a different kind of snake.
A poisonous and very angry one.
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Come now, nobody in a civilized society could seriously advocate shoving live snakes into the asses of even lowlifes like these.
…That would be cruel to the snakes.
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### Author:  [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)
#### Post date: [October 19, 2006, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/10 "2006-10-19T23:13:55Z")
> [@kurilla](#):
>
> There’s a very large part of me that thinks the perps ought to be sodomized with a different kind of snake.
>
> A poisonous and very angry one.
Now what did a snake ever do to deserve getting shoved up someone’s ass?
When the kid goes to prison something’s going up there, no need to put a snake through hell like that.
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### Author:  [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/11 "2006-10-20T02:40:14Z")
[QUOTE=Gatopescado]
Hey Sage Rat! Wanna go camping with me? 😃
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Can you squeal like a pig?
Or hiss like a snake?
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### Author:  [@Li\_l\_Pluck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Li_l_Pluck)
#### Post date: [October 20, 2006, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/12 "2006-10-20T10:51:58Z")
[QUOTE=Sage Rat]
Yeah, I’ve never understood what causes someone to think, “Oh hey, let’s **take this guy’s pants off** and **insert something into his anus!** ” As a (heterosexual) male, I can quite definitely say that one of the last things I ever want to do is help another guy take off his pants, let alone forcefully remove them. And when you get to talking about getting down, separating buttcheeks, finding buttholes, **targetting the object with your fingers** , and actually forcing something up there, we’re way off the bottom of the list of things any guy is going to contemplate.
You have to really have a deathwish desire to literally shove something up someone’s ass, to successfully block off thousands of generations of simple built in oog-factor. Or something. Bleh.
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Well, I don’t know.
In what is still a very heterosexist society where the parameters of manhood (and womanhood, for that matter) are still very narrowly defined (at least for a great many people), I don’t know that I could think of a more effective way of demasculanizing another man.
That is one of the reaons, for instance, why men who have sex with men (MSM), but who are not themselves anally receptive (but who could be, or tend to be, anally insertive), will deny to their dying days that they are either gay or bisexual.
Of course, I tend to think, too, whenever I hear of stuff like this, that there could be a little bit of, umm, sexual desire on the part of the perps. Then, again, I’m a gay man who thinks that there are lots of heterosexual men (I know, guys–not _all_) who have fantasies about engaging in male-on-male anal sex.
At any rate, it’s really fucked up what they did to that dude, and a part of me (the part I’m not proud of, but not too-too ashamed of, either) really wants them to suffer the way he did. Poor guy–to have this to deal with now, on top of everything else he has going on. ☹
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### Author:  [@Mince](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mince)
#### Post date: [October 23, 2006, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/sodomy-by-plumbing-snake/377128/13 "2006-10-23T07:00:13Z")
[QUOTE=VunderBob]
[Mentally disabled man sodomized with a plumbing snake](http://www.newsday.com/news/local/longisland/ny-liarre1019,0,7944982.story?coll=ny-rangers-print) :eek: :eek:
With all of the creative things Dopers want shoved up people’s asses, \ ***NOTHING** \* would be better than these two jackasses getting tastes of their own medicine.
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I don’t know. If they get sent to prison, maybe we can foward the news arcticle to the prison and request it be posted on a bulletin board in the inmate lounge. The inmates will handle things from there.