# Soldier watched from Afghanistan as wife had sex with 15yo girl over Skype **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 3, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810 "2012-12-03T01:16:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/1 "2012-12-03T01:16:45Z")
The things we do with [technology](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2222839/Fort-Drum-soldier-Shawn-Raymo-watched-Skype-Afghanistan-wife-sex-girl-15.html)these days… I’m outraged. We all know that the internet is for cat videos and porn. That means hot, sultry, lesbian hotties going at each other for my entertainment. Not butt-ugly, duck-faced housewives and the underage babysitter. Isn’t it time the Constitution was amended to protect us from unattractive women bumping monkeys in an ill-conceived effort to produce that most glorious of art forms: Hot Lesbian Lovemaking. Please vote “yes” on Proposition 69. Also on Prop 188 - No Fat Chicks. ---
**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/2 "2012-12-03T01:52:13Z")
I see great things for this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/3 "2012-12-03T02:03:30Z")
Huh. The internet actually _IS_ really, really great. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/4 "2012-12-03T02:28:51Z")
That’s a bad mugshot of the missus. In the other picture she’s kinda cute and if she had waited a couple years with the babysitter they could have a commercial product. He, OTOH, is ugly to the bone. And fat. Doesn’t the Army have rules about “No fat dudes, either?” ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/5 "2012-12-03T05:14:08Z")
Going to move this to MPSIMS. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/6 "2012-12-03T15:35:59Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > That’s a bad mugshot of the missus. In the other picture she’s kinda cute Its the graduation outfit. Like school uniforms its pretty much Porn Helper. Just add some meat and the meal is all set. ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/7 "2012-12-03T15:42:42Z")
> [@kopek](#): > > Its the graduation outfit. Like school uniforms its pretty much Porn Helper. Just add some meat and the meal is all set. I was a little bit disappointed in this thread at first and then, boom, gold. My appreciation, **kopek** , truly. ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/8 "2012-12-03T16:29:06Z")
On the other hand, if one half of that couple was going to have sex with a 15-year-old on the internet, better her than him. ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/9 "2012-12-03T21:15:31Z")
In that first picture, (the mug shot?) it looks like she’s trying to get a sexy pouting lips thing going on. Um… different strokes for different folks, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/10 "2012-12-03T21:48:14Z")
I’ll be interested to hear how they got caught. One wonders if the young teenager got upset about something and then told on them. ---
**Author:** ![Push\_You\_Down](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/push_you_down/32/9095_2.png) [@Push\_You\_Down](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Push_You_Down)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/11 "2012-12-03T22:10:37Z")
> [@Death\_of\_Rats](#): > > On the other hand, if one half of that couple was going to have sex with a 15-year-old on the internet, better her than him. That’s a weird double standard that I think gets bandied-about too often. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/12 "2012-12-03T23:04:21Z")
> [@Push\_You\_Down](#): > > That’s a weird double standard that I think gets bandied-about too often. The way I see it is, at least, the 15-year old can’t get pregnant having sex with a woman, which makes it one less bad risk in the situation. ---
**Author:** ![SecretaryofEvil](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@SecretaryofEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SecretaryofEvil)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/13 "2012-12-03T23:27:38Z")
> [@dropzone](#): > > He, OTOH, is ugly to the bone. And fat. Doesn’t the Army have rules about “No fat dudes, either?” Army regulations require every platoon to have one fatty and a guy from Brooklyn. ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/14 "2012-12-03T23:44:56Z")
> [@SecretaryofEvil](#): > > Army regulations require every platoon to have one fatty and a guy from Brooklyn. That would make a hell of a recruitment poster. Uncle Sam wants YOU…to be our token fatty. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/15 "2012-12-04T00:04:45Z")
> [@SecretaryofEvil](#): > > Army regulations require every platoon to have one fatty and a guy from Brooklyn. I think they encourage men named Dallas or Tex but it’s not a requirement. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/16 "2012-12-04T02:02:15Z")
“‘We are constantly trying to brief our soldiers on things that they should not be doing,’ Lt Col David Konop.” It’s taking longer than they thought. ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2012, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soldier-watched-from-afghanistan-as-wife-had-sex-with-15yo-girl-over-skype/642810/17 "2012-12-04T02:36:53Z")
Poor bastard. He only missed one company briefing – “Don’t arrange with your spouse to fuck underage children and broadcast in on the internet.” If only he had _known_!