That’ll solve that debate, at least.
I could only put those on if I was meeting Walter, Donny and the Dude at the Hollywood Star Lanes.
Someone wanna throw me a bone? I don’t get this one.
One hears occasionally of carriers refusing to deliver porn, or left-wing rags like Time, or TV Guide when you can see that the person on the cover has breasts, or things like that.
Ah, thank you.
And - ewww!
I didn’t call them “cheap shoes” nor did I say they looked poorly constructed.
I said they look cheap to make: they all have the same thin rubber sole made from the same last and the same patterned upper which is 3 or 4 cuts of what looks like suede. There aren’t even eyelets for the laces, just holes punched in the fabric. Profit margin must be huge per pair.
They need a proper set of controls to cover the possibility space.
One group of packages goes out with unmarked packing tape. One with “Atheist” tape. One with “In God We Trust” tape. One with “Jesus loves you!” tape. One with “The Mighty Thor” tape. One with “Blessed be” tape…
[sub]Although I might be a little careful with the “Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!” tape…[/sub]
The control element for this experiment would be, of course, to ship some Watterson books in a shoe box with tape labelled ‘Calvinist’.
Egg zack lee
Why exactly would they use names like this?
“Oh wow, those shoes are great! Where did you get them?”
“At this web site here.”
“I want some in that color, what is it?”
“Um, kitten testicle grey.”
“…” 0_o
Come on-Can you think of anything more soft and tender than kitten testicles? 
How exactly do you know what kitten testicles feel like?
The back of a kitten’s ear is the softest thing I can think of.
Then your mission is to hunt down some kittyballs. After that, the back of the ear will be the second softest thing you can think of.
I would think that kitten’s balls would be soft in a mushy sort of way that would be less than pleasant to walk on/in.
I think those shoes look great! Yes, it’s basically one style, but they are a small start-up company, and they look well made. I could easily imagine Nike or Adidas has much higher markups just based on economies of scale. I’d buy some, but I’m broke and I don’t have the wardrobe to go with them.
Not being a biologist, but is it still a kitten if it’s testes have dropped or are cats different than other mammals? Technically, it would be Tom Scrotum Grey,wouldn’t it?
Now if someone can direct me where I might purchase some Lovecraftian packing tape, my day will be compleat!
I think I’m going to pass. My cats are both tutored, and I don’t want to get banned from the humane society I volunteer at for molesting kittens. ‘I just wanted to see how soft there were, really!’
I’ve always thought public schools were good enough for cats.
“Excuse me, I’m trying to see if I’d like a new pair of shoes!”
“Hey, cmere for a second. Yeah you. Touch my shoes. Go ahead touch them. Soft right? Now here, touch my cat’s balls. Go on, give em a stroke. What? I just want to know which one is softer!”