# Soliciting Birthday Greetings :) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 31, 1999, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307 "1999-10-31T17:58:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/1 "1999-10-31T17:58:00Z")
## OK, as most of you know it’s been a bad week. (Abcessed tooth, witnessed a murder) tomorrow is my birthday. I’m soliciting birthday wishes so I can get in the mood for it. I’m not dreading it, but I’m not very excited either. I’ll be 29, a good age. (for wine!) Happy Halloween, all! A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes. [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/2 "1999-11-01T06:01:00Z")
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu Happy Birthday Dear Ze-ette Happy Birthday to youuuuuuu * * * “ChrisCTP-…the sweetheart of the SDMB…” --Diane Chris’ Homepage: [Domestic Bliss](http://www2.crosswinds.net/~domesticbliss/) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/3 "1999-11-01T06:01:00Z")
Happy Birthday to you You Live in a Zoo …no no no thats not the one… Hope you have a wonderful day!!! You sure deserve it after the week you had. Sit back, kick up your feet and have a drink on me. Best Wishes to you!! * * * We are, each of us angels with only one wing; and we can only fly by embracing one another ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/4 "1999-11-01T06:02:00Z")
May I be the first to wish you a very happy and joyous Birthday! * * * They call me MISTER Wizard! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/5 "1999-11-01T06:07:00Z")
happy birds day to uuuu happy birds day to uuuu happy birds day dear Zette happy birds day toooooo uuuuuu from an avid birdwatcher * * * “Only when he no longer knows what he is doing, does the painter do good things.” --Edgar Degas ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/6 "1999-11-01T06:26:00Z")
Good Zette, Go Zette It’s yo birthday It’s yo birthday \< Doing the Cabbage Patch in Houston for ya \> * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/7 "1999-10-31T19:02:00Z")
Happy Birthday… Happy Birthday… Grief and sorrow everywhere People dying here and there So happy birthday… Nothing like a birthday dirge to pick your spirits up, is there? Seriously, sounds like it’s been a tough week. Enjoy and be happy. ---
**Author:** ![omniscientnot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a5b964/32.png) [@omniscientnot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/omniscientnot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/8 "1999-10-31T20:56:00Z")
May you live to be 30! (At least) ---
**Author:** ![The\_LION](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e7dd6/32.png) [@The\_LION](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_LION)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/9 "1999-10-31T21:10:00Z")
Happy Birthday (Youngster) Wish you a hundred more! Best Wishes Peace t lion ---
**Author:** ![gypsy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bbce88/32.png) [@gypsy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gypsy)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/10 "1999-10-31T21:15:00Z")
## Happy Birthday to you! May you have many, many more, And may sunshine follow you on your travels Unforgiven ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/11 "1999-10-31T21:18:00Z")
Happy Birthday! ---
**Author:** ![Bug\_Vomit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Bug\_Vomit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bug_Vomit)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/12 "1999-10-31T21:26:00Z")
Happy Birthday, Zette! Glad you dodged the bullet! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/13 "1999-10-31T21:52:00Z")
Have a great one, Zette! You shore enuff are deserving! ---
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/14 "1999-10-31T22:42:00Z")
Awwwww…even Bug Vomit turned out to wish me well. Thanks guys! (That is, by the way- my favorite all time username) “That’s an excellent point, Bug Vomit”… 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 * * * A friend is someone who likes you even though you’re as ugly as a hat full of assholes. [Zettecity](http://www.angelfire.com/ny3/zettecity/index.html) ---
**Author:** ![tatertot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c37758/32.png) [@tatertot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tatertot)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/15 "1999-10-31T22:46:00Z")
Happy Birthday Zette! I hope next year your birthday isn’t filled with as much excitement as this year’s. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/16 "1999-10-31T23:00:00Z")
Happy Birthday. Spend it having sex 'till the cows come home. Oh, by the way, the cows are going to stay out late tommorrow. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/17 "1999-10-31T23:24:00Z")
It’s a birthday epidemic! Happy Bithday, Zette. May you live long and prosper. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/18 "1999-11-01T00:10:00Z")
HAPPY BIRTHDAY and Happy Halloween, too! ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/19 "1999-11-01T01:08:00Z")
And many moooooore… * * * Modest? You bet I’m modest! I am the queen of modesty! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 1999, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307/20 "1999-11-01T10:33:00Z")
Yay ! I’m the first one to congratulate you on the day itself !!! (It’s probably because I’m in Amsterdam…) ## So, congrats then, and many more happy years in good health. 29, really ?? You look like 27, no kidding. No really, I’m not just being a gentleman 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/soliciting-birthday-greetings/10307.md?page=2)