A number of things from my experiences flying between Calgary and Frankfurt ~11 times a year:
-If you like your grandparents serving you then you’ll like the wait staff on Air Canada. Anyone notice how the food carts are actually walkers in disguise? I feel guilty for asking for another drink. I don’t want anyone breaking a hip getting it for me.
-Three languages for every frikin’ announcement! Really, what is the chance that a French speaking person flying from Calgary to Frankfurt doesn’t understand English or German enough to get the gist of your blather? Shut up already and turn on the damn entertainment system!
-Entertainment system. Yeah, great, but what the hell is it with all the National Filmboard crap? And yes, I like international films with subtitles, but how about changing them once in a while, too?
-All the new planes go to Montreal, Toronto, and then Vancouver. The Calgary to Frankfurt flight which is fully booked all the time and could do with a bigger, newer plane. When do they finally upgrade the plane? In the last couple of months when Lufthansa started a competing flight for the same route.
-The A330 out of Calgary. There is no overhead storage over the middle aisles in business class. What dumbnut decided that business travelers wanted to store their laptops and business papers in the hold rather than carry it with them? Every single time I get on that plane it is a game of musical chairs to see who is the last person standing with no place to put their bags.
-As to checking luggage I can’t tell you much as I stopped doing so years ago due to them losing mine so often. (well, I did check a bag at the first of the year that did arrive where and when I did, but my odds had been 60% before then so it wasn’t much of an indication that they’d improved much).
-I got an email from them announcing that as a Super Elite member they we offering me special insurance for a low price of not more than the typical cab ride to the airport. If for any reason the plane is delayed they will make their best effort to ensure I was on the next plane to my destination, or got a hotel while I waited for that flight, etc… Uh, I’m a Super Elite member. I have a special concierge line I can call to arrange stuff like this, don’t I? You taking that away from me and forcing me to pay for it now? I also fly business class. Isn’t that one of the reasons I pay a premium for doing so?
-What do you mean I can’t book my wife in business class using my aeroplan points unless I am also booked on points on the same plane at the same time? Even if I’m booked full fare business class, I can’t have her sit next to me using points. She’d have to sit in cattle in the back while I flew in front (or vice versa, as I’d probably want sex sometime during our vacation).
-Yeah, I know that the wait staff are all post-menopausal elderly women with one foot in the grave, but can’t we turn the heat at least down into the 20’s?